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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 30, 2023 15:34:57 GMT 10
Can you do a script for a Seinfeld style comedy with Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie and Humba Wumba as the main characters?
It should be set on the Isle O Hags with Banjo's house being like Jerry's apartment.
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INT. BANJO'S HOUSE - DAY
Banjo sits on his couch watching TV, Kazooie stands next to him, scanning the news headlines.
Kazooie: This is boring. Let's go find some adventure!
Just then, Mumbo bursts through the door, panting and holding a large pot.
Mumbo: Banjo! Kazooie! You won't believe what just happened! I was cooking a stew with Humba Wumba and one of my spells went haywire!
Banjo: What happened, Mumbo?
Mumbo: The pot came alive and started chasing us!
Kazooie: Sounds like a Chowder disaster in the making.
Humba Wumba appears behind Mumbo wearing a chef's hat.
Humba Wumba: That's why I stick to my famous juice recipes, with no chance of accidents!
Banjo sighs.
Banjo: Can't you all just have a normal day? All I want to do is sit here and eat some ice cream.
Kazooie: That may be difficult to do while the pot is chasing us around the house, Banjo.
Just then, the pot bursts into the living room, sending them all scattering.
Humba Wumba: Quick, Mumbo! Cast a spell and get rid of it!
Mumbo waves his wand nervously but a strange looking yellow bird pops out and starts pecking at his hat.
Mumbo: Uh oh...wrong spell!
Kazooie takes matters into her own hands (or wings) and with a swooping dive, attaches onto the pot and starts carrying it out through the window.
Banjo: (sarcastic) Thank goodness Kazooie has real-life experience dealing with possessed kitchen utensils.
Mumbo: Let's hope Humba didn't add too much mojo to that stew. I don't want to be responsible if that pot comes back after dinner.
Humba Wumba: Speaking of dinner, who wants to try my latest concoction? It's a Yak-milk tea smoothie with a hint of Mumbo spice!
Banjo, Mumbo, and Kazooie all groan in unison.
Banjo: You know what, I'm starting to miss the days when we had no problems except getting music-note collectibles.
They all settle back on the couch and turn the TV on, feeling relieved at the promising familiarity of their life on Isle O'Hags.
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 30, 2023 15:38:54 GMT 10
Episode 2:
DISCLAIMER: This script is not meant for production and is purely fictional. It is not intended to offend any individual or group.
FADE IN:
INT. BANJO'S HOUSE - DAY
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba are sitting around Banjo's living room, chatting.
BANJO Guys, you won't believe what I heard.
KAZOOIE What's up, Banjo?
BANJO I heard rumors that Winkybunion is moving to the Isle O Hags.
MUMBO Winkybunion?! That guy's a total creep.
HUMBA WUMBA Yes, he made an incantation against your spell, Mumbo.
KAZOOE Oh no, that's not good.
BANJO Right? We have to make sure that he doesn't do any harm once he moves here.
MUMBO I have a plan. I'll get some of my magic powder and sprinkle it around his house. It will make him fall asleep all day.
KAZOOIE Genius! But how are we going to convince him to move out?
HUMBA WUMBA I heard that he loves rock candy. We could bribe him with some of Mama Booger's homemade rock candy.
BANJO Not a bad idea. There's nothing like Mama Booger's rock candy.
KAZOOIE I don't know if we should resort to bribery. I mean, what if his heart is set on staying here?
BANJO Trust me, this guy is bad news. We have to be prepared for what happens when he moves in.
Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Banjo gets up to answer it.
BANJO You guys keep talking. I'll be right back.
When Banjo comes back, he is holding a package.
BANJO You guys are not going to believe this. It's a new game for my Nintendo 64!
MUMBO What's it called?
BANJO Diddy Kong Racing.
KAZOOIE Oh boy, another chance to beat Mumbo at a video game.
Everyone starts laughing.
HUMBA WUMBA Hey Banjo, can I ask you a question?
BANJO Sure, what's on your mind?
HUMBA WUMBA I could not help but notice that there has been some tension between you and Kazooie lately. Is there something you want to talk about?
Banjo and Kazooie exchange glances.
BANJO It's nothing, really. We've just been under a lot of stress lately. You know how it is.
KAZOOIE Yeah, we're fine. Don't worry about it.
But Humba Wumba isn't convinced.
HUMBA WUMBA Are you sure everything is okay?
BANJO (laughs) Everything's good.
A sudden knock at the door interrupts them. Banjo gets up to answer it.
FADE TO:
INT. BANJO'S HOUSE - MINUTES LATER
Banjo is standing at the door, confused.
BANJO Winkybunion! What are you doing here?
WINKYBUNION I just wanted to stop by and say hello to my new neighbors.
MUMBO Get out of here, you creep!
WINKYBUNION Come on, don't be like that. I just want to be friends with everyone in the neighborhood.
HUMBA WUMBA We don't want anything to do with you.
KAZOOIE Especially when you've been cooking up secret incantations.
BANJO You're not welcome here.
Yet Winkybunion refuses to leave.
WINKYBUNION Believe me, you guys are going to regret this.
Banjo slams the door shut.
FADE TO:
INT. BANJO'S HOUSE - LATER
The gang is all sitting around, eating some of Mama Booger's rock candy.
KAZOOIE This stuff is delicious.
MUMBO She should sell this stuff for cash!
Suddenly, they hear a loud noise outside.
BANJO What the heck was that?
The group rushes outside to find that Winkybunion has broken into Mumbo's Magic Hut.
HUMBA WUMBA This guy never gives up.
The gang chases after Winkybunion, trying to catch him.
KAZOOIE You can run, Winkybunion, but you can't hide!
Finally, they corner him and confront him.
BANJO What are you doing here?
WINKYBUNION I just wanted to prove that I'm not such a bad guy after all.
HUMBA WUMBA (poking Winkybunion’s ship) And that’s why you stole magic ‘uh want to be forgiven already
NOTE: Feels like this was unfinished.
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 30, 2023 15:43:40 GMT 10
Title: The Jolly Tavern troubles
FADE IN:
INT. JOLLY ROGER TAVERN - NIGHT
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba walk into the tavern. The place was buzzed with energy, chatter and excitement. The group finds themselves a table while a group of infamous pirates play Pirate dice at the back corner.
Kazooie: Whatcha thinking guys? Tequila or Beer?
Banjo: Can't go wrong with beer.
Mumbo: Mumbo likes the rum. Makes him feel Mumbolicious-
But before he can finish, Jolly Roger, the bar owner speaks up.
Jolly Roger: You lot are in luck! Tonight we've got a special cocktail on offer - the Wumba Wumble!
Humba Wumba: (proudly) It's named after me, sweethearts! Of course, we’ll have one of those!
The bartender sets the colorful drink’s round bowl in front of the crew.
Kazooie: (with unease) Ehhh not sure 'bout this one-
Banjo: Trust us it is not the worst choice from 'Rogers Rusty Old Bar! I mean let’s bottoms up!
Mumbo and Banjo drinks the exceptional cocktail in one shot. Humba takes sips ferociously while Kazooie bravely waits for how the others will react.
Humba Wumba: Wumba Wam Wowie! That’s fantastic!
Mumbo has started hallucinating while Banjo texts on his phone. Suddenly the Pirates have finished their game and one of them walks over.
Pirate: (easily impressed) Oh my dear sir! That Pirate shot you were talking about ended up being the best one- This deserves a pirate talent show!
Kazooie hides under the table while Banjo, Mumbo, and Humba share another swig of the Wumba Wumble after a cheer from everyone. .
Cut to:
INT. JOLLY ROGER TAVERN - LATER AT NIGHT
The talent show began with Jolly Roger’s Requested Acts in which Banjo, Humba and Kazooie danced with the Pirates accompanying on instrumentals.
Now the pirate Xape - aggressive look (25) was showcasing his special talent, Stepping over broken glass to rescue his kidnapped bird.
Xape: (annoyed he lost his continuity) Arrrgh! My stomping foot! It's bleeding heavily.
Huma: Wumba heal!
As she goes to consult him, they are awkwardly standing in silence in front of each other. Mumbo then asks the barkeep for more “Wumbly wobbly's” like an obsessed addict.
Some time later...
Banjo: Clearly the people just want our sweet sweet dance moves!
Kazooie: Or finish the remaining bottles of drink!
Suddently the whole bar turns COMPLETELY silent- every eye is wide on Humba . She had forgotten to douse the flames of the bar as per requesting with the hosting party. Flames hike up and hair raise red alarms servers of fire brigades usually carry.
Everyone begins seizing whatever routine safety exercises known to them in excess and Banjo quietly talks the group off edge agreeing informally to sort everything out.
FADE TO:
Animated Image sequence of Weeeee Wapp Wap Wobbling drunken Banjos & Kumazoos walking back home before Midnight striking Cinderella-curfew
FADE TO:
THE END.
(A SEINFELD PARODY)
NOTE: I like how loose this one got.
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 30, 2023 15:47:49 GMT 10
INT. Jolly Roger's Tavern - NIGHT
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie and Humba Wumba sit at a booth in Jolly Roger's Tavern, enjoying mugs of root beer.
BANJO: (raising his mug) To great friends and good times!
The others clink their mugs together.
MUMBO: So Kazooie, have you seen the new wrestling moves I've been working on?
KAZOOIE: (rolling her eyes) Not this again.
HUMBA WUMBA: Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little showboating now and then.
Suddenly, Captain Blackeye lumbers into the tavern, followed by Klungo.
CAPTAIN BLACKEYE: Ahoy there, me hearties! Y'all look like ye could use some excitement in yer dull lives!
KAZOOIE: (sarcastically) Oh boy, just what we needed.
BANJO: So Captain, what brings you to our humble establishment tonight?
CAPTAIN BLACKEYE: (gesturing to Klungo) Me and me first mate are startin' up a new pirate-themed restaurant next door. We were hoping to get some feedback from the locals.
KAZOOIE: Yeah, because nothing says "fine dining" like hook hands and eyepatches.
MUMBO: Sounds like it could use a little magic touch.
HUMBA WUMBA: Hey, I might know a thing or two about culinary magic myself!
Klungo pulls out a plate of food from his bag.
KLUNGO: Behold! Our signature dish, seared kraken tentacle!
The group recoils in horror.
BANJO: Uh, we'll stick with the root beer...thanks.
CAPTAIN BLACKEYE: Suit yourselves, but ye don't know what ye're missin'!
As the bumbling pirates exit the tavern, the gang breathes a collective sigh of relief.
MUMBO: Now that's what I call scary...
KAZOOIE: Yeah, the only thing missing from that act was a juggling sword swallower.
HUMBA WUMBA: Oh come on, guys, don't be so judgmental. Maybe they're just still working out the kinks in their business plan.
BANJO: (laughing) Or maybe they're just bad at cooking!
The group erupts in laughter as the camera cuts to a wide shot of the chaotic tavern.
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 30, 2023 15:51:41 GMT 10
Can you do a script for a Seinfeld style comedy with Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie and Humba Wumba as the main characters?
This episode can be set in Boggy's House on Hailfire Peaks. Perhaps Boggy has invited the gang around to watch the latest "Bear Babes" DVD.
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Title: The Bear Babes Screening
[Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie and Humba Wumba are sitting on Boggy's couch. They are snacking on popcorn while Boggy sets up the TV]
Boggy: Alright guys, I got the latest Bear Babes DVD.
Banjo: [excitedly] Can't wait to see it!
Boggy: [Pressing the play button] Let's do this!
[The DVD begins to play]
Narrator: Welcome to a new season of Bear Babes- the show where we showcase the talents of our talented bears from all around Grizzly Hills.
[As the episode plays, the four characters can be heard commenting on the events unfolding on the screen]
Kazooie: What is Barry doing? Look at the way he's swinging that chainsaw!
Humba Wumba: That's nothing, you should see Chief Beartooth perform the fire dance.
[Banjo and Mumbo exchange confused looks]
Banjo: Fire dance? Sounds interesting...
Mumbo: I don't think I would be able to handle it.
[Boggy suddenly jumps up from the chair in horror]
Boggy: Hey, stop the music! Come on, guys! That hurt...that really hurt.
Humba Wumba: Hey, what’s’ wrong, Boggy?
Boggy: That was...my wife twerking.
[Eveyone looks surprised]
Boggy: What? She thought it was a spa party! Aaaah, come on guys! Let's fast forward...let's just forget that scene.
[Banjo holds his dirty tissue and offers some to Mumbo]
Banjo: Tissue, buddy?
Mumbo: [alarmed] No...no, thank you.
[The three girls decide to confront Boggy after the DVD finishes playing]
Kazooie: Excuse me, Boggy, but are you sure this is appropriate viewing material?
Humba Wumba: Yeah! We came here to enjoy the latest action, not Bear Babes TV show For Kids -which should be renamed to ''Bear-ies get High’' anyhow!"
Boggy: Hey, give me a break. What do you want from me? I'm just a bored Dad trying to find the sense in the vacuum of my existence.
[Everyone looks shocked by Boggy's rude rebuff as the screen fades out]
[End scene]
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 30, 2023 16:08:11 GMT 10
Can you do a script for a Seinfeld style comedy with Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie and Humba Wumba as the main characters?
This episode can revolve around Mumbo and Humba staying at "The Tip Tup Suite" in Spillers Harbour.
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FADE IN:
INT. TIP TUP SUITE - DAY
The scene opens with Banjo and Kazooie trying to sneak into Mumbo and Humba's suite.
Banjo: Kazooie, hurry up! We need to find out what mischief Mumbo and Humba are up to!
Kazooie: Hold your horses Banjo, we need to be careful. We don't want them to catch us spying.
As they try to sneak in, the door suddenly swings open and Mumbo confronts them.
Mumbo: What are you doing here, Banjo and Kazooie?
Banjo: Oh, um, we were just... err...
Kazooie: We wanted to see your..."
Humba comes from behind Mumbo and interrupts.
Humba: Hey, no need to explain anything. We're not up to anything suspicious.
Banjo: Really? Because it smells like you've got something brewing in here... *sniffs*
Mumbo: No, no, not at all.. Just exploring Spiller's Harbour.
Kazooie: Yeah we heard it's a lovely place to stay!
Humba grins, giving a knowing look to Mumbo.
Humba: Yeah, isn't it? The Tip Tup Suite offers amazing accommodations and nice views of the sea.
Banjo: Wait a minute... Did Mumbo and Humba just pay for a hotel room?
Mumbo: Yes, that's correct. We thought it would be nice to take a break from the danger for a while and get a little comfort.
Kazooie: *sarcastically* Look at you two going soft!
Humba: Hey, we aren't getting soft! We're just... having a little downtime.
Banjo: Well, make sure you don't forget we've still got Jiggy's to collect!
Kazooie: Yeah! Don't think you westerners can slack off on us!
Mumbo: *laughs* Don't worry, we haven't forgotten. We're just taking a little break.
Humba: Yeah.. a little... *holds up a foamy drink*
Banjo and Kazooie exchange looks and sheepishly back away.
BANJO: Uh, well, we'll leave you two alone then.
KAZOOIE: Yeah, don't let us disturb your R&R!
The scene ends with Mumbo and Humba enjoying their drinks and relaxing in the suite as Banjo and Kazooie exit the hotel room, still suspicious of what those two are up to.
FADE OUT
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 30, 2023 16:12:32 GMT 10
"Banjo and The Visitors"
FADE IN:
INT. BANJO'S HOUSE – DAY
Banjo, Kazooie and Mumbo are sitting on the couch watching TV when the doorbell rings.
BANJO: (mumbles) Who could that be?
KAZOOIE: (sarcastic) A customer? Some fan of your failed musical career?
MUMBO: (jokingly) Maybe it's Gruntilda with a gift basket?
BANJO ignores them and goes to answer the door. He opens it and is greeted by TIMBER and BUMPER.
TIMBER: Hi there! It's great to see you again, Banjo!
BUMPER: Yeah, we wanted to check out your pad!
BANJO: (confused) Uh, sure guys. Come in.
Banjo leads the way as the trio enters the living room. Timber and Bumper are impressed by the decor, but Kazooie ruins the moment.
KAZOOIE: (sarcastic) Wow, what a dump.
MUMBO: (pretending to choke) Hey, buddy (to Kazooie), be nice. You're embarrassing everyone.
BANJO: (ignoring the tension) So, what brings you guys back to Spiral Mountain?
TIMBER: We're visiting some family in the area, and we figured we'd see if you were around. And here you are!
BUMPER: We were actually hoping that you'd give us a tour of this place.
KAZOOIE: Is that a good idea? You two are just going to get in the way.
MUMBO: (chuckling) Oh boy, here comes trouble.
Banjo sighs and starts the tour. As they move through the house, Timber and Bumper ask questions about Banjo's knick-knacks and pictures on the wall. Kazooie is getting increasingly annoyed by their presence.
TIMBER: Wow, you sure have a lot of game cartridges.
BUMPER: Hey, is that Banjo Pilot? I heard it was terrible.
KAZOOIE: (snapping) Who invited these losers?
Mumbo and Banjo try to keep the peace, but it's clear that the tensions are high.
BANJO: So, uh, should we go outside?
TIMBER: Yeah! We can race go-karts again!
BUMPER: That sounds like a great idea!
KAZOOIE: (mumbling) Hard pass, if you know what's good for you.
The group heads out towards the go-kart track. Kazooie hovers above on her trusty wings while Banjo drives one car, and Timber and Bumper take another.
The race is intense, with plenty of shortcuts and power-ups. In the end, Banjo comes out on top, but Maple shows up just in time.
MAPLE: You guys racing without me? Not cool, dude.
Kazooie smirks, knowing here comes more hijinks.
KAZOOIE: (mocking tone) Hey now, he already won. How about you two play water sports instead?
FADE OUT.
NOTE: Damn, harsh burn on Banjo Pilot.
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Post by D.J Cat on May 1, 2023 13:49:10 GMT 10
Can you do a script for a Seinfeld style comedy with Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie and Humba Wumba as the main characters?
This episode revolves around Honey B inviting Banjo back to her hive for some hot coffee
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INT. BANJO'S HOUSE
Banjo is sitting on his couch, reading a magazine when Mumbo bursts in.
MUMBO: Banjo, you gotta come quick!
BANJO: What's going on?
MUMBO: It's Honey B! She invited you back to her hive for some hot coffee!
BANJO: (surprised) Hot coffee?
MUMBO: Yeah, man. Honey B never invites anyone over.
KAZOOIE: (from the other room) Hot coffee with honey, that sounds like a date.
HUMBA WUMBA enters.
HUMBA WUMBA: Hi guys, what you're talking about?
MUMBO: Honey B invited Banjo over for hot coffee.
HUMBA WUMBA raises an eyebrow in surprise.
HUMBA WUMBA: Hot coffee? Oh, Banjo, that could lead to...
KAZOOIE: (interrupts) Enough, we all know where this is going. Banjo is going on a honey date!
BANJO: (flustered) Wait what? It's just hot coffee, guys.
MUMBO: Relax, Banjo. There's nothing casual about a hot coffee invitation from Honey B.
KAZOOIE: Exactly, it's time to put on your A-game Banjo. You need to look sharp and dump dungarees for good.
BANJO: But I feel comfortable in my dungarees.
HUMBA WUMBA: (smiling) How about trying my Winkybunion outfit?
MUMBO: No way. Everybody knows that'll put the S.A.S. (Space Aliens System) eye blast on him.
Kazooie shrugs noncommittedly while the scene cuts to them heading towards her hive.
INT. HONEY B'S HIVE
As they enter the very private beehive, Honey B greets them and especially Banjo who notes that he dressed up 'as nicely as possible'.
HONEY B: Banjo-oo-hooie, how nice of you to accept my invitation to taste my latest batch of delicious hot coffee! I'm having them exclusively brewed by using Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way roast recipe!
BANJO: Uh, thanks Honey B!
They sit across from each other drinking hot coffee along with everyone else in the group tapping on tendrils. Banjo remarks about how he never considered bees drinking anything other than nectar.
KAZOOIE: (whispers) Here comes the play!
HUMBA WUMBA glares at Kazooie for a moment then Honey B offers some more hot Honey coffee to Banjo. Banjo accepts and greedily drinks it quickly.
MUMBO: Aight, moment of question.
KAZOOIE: Yeah, when Banjo on coffee with you mean you guys ah – you know?
HUUMA WUMBA: Well I'm curious to hear what Honey B has to say.
HONEY B: (indignantly shocked) What kind of beehavior is that? We enjoyed nice coffee over here!
BANJO slightly vomits just a drool making it clear that something sinister was happening.
INT. PARADE
The next cut is a series of lavish animations with light music and buzzing sounds, including Banjo rolling down a parade float at Honey B’s behest.
INT. HONEY B'S HIVE
Banjo comes back saying he is quitting Honker Kill Me - his own show at Jinjo Village - claiming sincere regrets and maybe also some slight brain damage.
HUMBA WUMBA: Oh Banjo, it's too bad that Coffee Hunneypot's hospitality was certainly aiming to effect the course of life over here with her usual tough love lessons.
KAZOOIE: I sense more honking will be in order as he moves onto something more... alternative.
Everyone in the room nods in sweet agreement while Banjo sits shaking and sweaty at Honey B's honored nod. Cameron time sets off - then from behind him, a beep emanates somewhere through the walls vibrating under everyone's figure-pushing tasks.
*End Scene.*
NOTE: Make of that what you will...
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Post by D.J Cat on May 1, 2023 13:54:31 GMT 10
Title: "The Video"
FADE IN:
INT. COMEDY CLUB - DAY
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie and Humba Wumba are sitting at a table, waiting for the show to start. Banjo is flipping through the channels on the TV.
BANJO: (disappointedly) Only reruns. What's with TV today?
KAZOOIE: There's never anything good on TV.
MUMBO: Yeah, it's all just commercials and news.
HUMBA WUMBA: I wish there was something we could watch that wasn't boring.
Suddenly, there's a loud thud and a man bursts into the comedy club, holding a VHS tape in his hand.
MAN: Everyone! You have to watch this video! It's called "2 Heroes - 1 Ice Key"! It's amazing!
BANJO: (excitedly) Ice key? That sounds like a worthy goal.
KAZOOIE: What's so special about it?
MAN: The video tells the story of two heroes, like yourselves, on a quest for a magical ice key. It's hilarious and action-packed at the same time!
MUMBO: Sounds like it's right up our alley.
HUMBA WUMBA: Let's watch it then!
The man pops in the VHS tape and turns off the lights. The screen flickers and the video begins.
CUT TO:
INT. VIDEO - DAY
The "2 Heroes - 1 Ice Key" video begins with two characters, Harry and Larry, walking through a snowy landscape.
HARRY: I can't believe we finally found this place.
LARRY: Yeah, it's the spot where the ice key is supposed to be hidden.
HARRY: Here goes nothing.
Harry takes out a shovel and starts digging in the snow. Suddenly, the ground shakes and a portal appears.
LARRY: What the heck?!
Out from the portal jumps a giant evil turtle named Bigmouth.
BIGMOUTH: Mwahaha! You fools! The ice key is mine!
HARRY: Not so fast, Bigmouth!
LARRY: We've trained our whole lives for this moment!
The two characters begin to fight with Bigmouth in an epic battle, complete with flips and power moves.
BANJO: (amused) This is so unrealistic, but it's kind of amazing.
KAZOOIE: I can't believe these guys have powers like us!
MUMBO: They remind me of us, in a way.
HUMBA WUMBA: Almost like their humor.
As the video progresses, the absurdity of the situation builds, with jokes and gags adding up to create a true masterpiece of crowd-pleasing entertainment.
Eventually, Harry and Larry get their hands on the Ice Key, only to discover that they're being pursued by an even bigger villain.
BANJO: (impatiently) Come on. Let's skip to the end and see what happens.
KAZOOIE: (snickering) No way man. We gotta see what happens to those guys!
HUMBA WUMBA: (giggling) Yeah. See how it all ends up comically.
Finally, after what seems like hours, the battle comes to a close, and Harry and Lorie are victorious!
The group cheers wildly, caught up in the excitement of the video.
MAN: So, did you like it?
BANJO: (excitedly) Like it? We loved it!
KAZOOIE: (laughing) The fight scenes were fantastic!
MUMBO: It was funny, but there were some cringe moments.
HUMBA WUMBA: It was just generally a good time! You'd like to watch it again, wouldn't we?
The man grins from ear to ear.
MAN: (cheerfully delivering the punchline) Well, that's great to hear! Because you just won a copy of "2 Heroes - 1 Ice Key" on VHS!
The gang jumps out of their chair with excitement and tosses the man some jiggies for the pleasure!
FADE TO BLACK.
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Post by D.J Cat on May 1, 2023 14:04:10 GMT 10
Title: "The Boat Builder"
FADE IN:
INT. BANJO'S HOUSE - DAY
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba are all sitting in the living room.
BANJO: I'm feeling a bit bored today. What do you guys want to do?
KAZOOIE: Well, I heard that a new boat builder just arrived at the port.
MUMBO: That sounds interesting. Who is the boat builder?
HUMBA WUMBA: His name is Ted, and he's known for building some of the best boats in this part of the world.
BANJO: That sounds like a great idea. Let's go check out his boats.
CUT TO:
EXT. PORT - DAY
Banjo and friends approach Ted's workshop.
BANJO: Hey, Ted. We heard that you're the best boat builder in the area.
TED: (dazed) Huh? What? Who's asking?
BANJO: We are!
KAZOOIE: We want to take a look at your boats.
TED: Well, I don't generally give tours or even let people look at them, cuz you know...traditionally, builders don't often show off their boats until they're done. But listen..you peeps meet my dogs here, Beefy and Jeeves?
Ted motions towards two large huskies.
HUMBA WUMBA: They're so cute!
MUMBO: So fluffy!
TED: Beer?
BANJO: Sure, why not?
Suddenly, Ted jumps up in excitement.
TED: OH MAN! I have got to show you what I've been working on. Like, you promise that if I treat you to a demo ya won't go sharing it around with them ninnies down at the bazaar?
BANJO: Sure, we're not gonna say anything.
TED leads the group towards a hidden part of the dockyard.
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EXT. HIDDEN SECTION OF THE DOCKYARD
The group steps into an area furnished liked an enchanted pirate ship.
TED: Welcome to Conker's ship I just built here on sketch, that game if you remember still in my queue...weird stuff, won't even get into it. Sit right here boys, these brewski's will be killer with our pretty girl craft! Uh, dolls, that's...our boat is a she what I mean?
As Ted raises the Anchor, floating begins. The boat starts to drift...
TED: Everybody put on a life jacket just to play it safe.
Mumbo tries hysterically to find the life jacket he claims has his father's dream egg sewn onto the flap.
KAZOOIE: Could you hurry it up, Mumbo? Come on!
Following hyperventilation, loading and unloading heroes off dipsy spaces of unstable deck, suffice to say the moment felt uneasily nerve-wracking before directing back into drive!
Banjo takes note of a soda paraphernalia display affixed to the rear Bow where one end’s noted as the Nuclear Option bopping in tandem wit all motions akin to Buckaroo Billy debacles for smiles, applying fits and wholesome serendipity one step at a time riding again.
TEX (coming out of nowhere) rises to the submerged situation sportin demonic deal world chest sprout connected with Adam's apple perhaps plus curvable "Peasant Slayer" chiselled into mahogany nipples expressing gauges. Nearly whimpering inside swallowing temporary defeat, our heroes teleport behind his awful arse during downtime- just some garnishment for several upcoming deliberations Banjo shares loosely leafed within thin remarks such as;
"Interesting story there..."
"On a side note..."
BEHIND THE SCENES:
During the overly hands-on / stormy boat ride the camera crew kept shooting since often, Humba falling over was a common sight of scandal, Kazooie kicking Mumbo during rope management exercises proved so bewildered wasn't absurd precisely.
Not much respect issued regarding directive initiative towards cinching down said items under a sharp tone profusely fabled within Ted's slurring evidence while racing the entirety of our squad directly out to deeper oceanic escapades!
FADE OUT.
NOTE: I think I need to turn the randomness down.
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Post by D.J Cat on May 1, 2023 14:11:11 GMT 10
Title: The Slumbering Nut
FADE IN:
INT. BANJO'S HOUSE - DAY
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba are all seated on the couch, eating bowls of cereal.
BANJO: (looking at his watch) Hey, have you guys noticed that Nabnuts hasn't shown up for three days straight?
KAZOOIE: (sarcastic tone) Oh no, what ever shall we do without our beloved acorn specialist?
MUMBO: (concerned tone) Something must be wrong with him.
HUMBA WUMBA: (noticing Banjo's worried expression) Okay, okay, let me check my witchcraft. (Closes her eyes and waves her hands) Hmm, I see a Nutter sleeping for winter time.
BANJO: (puzzled) A Nutter?
HUMBA WUMBA: (clarity) Ah, yes, it's the old name of the squirrel family. Nabnuts must have gotten into an enchanted sleep during the last autumn ritual.
MUMBO: (thinking out loud) That seems a tricky spell, only one witch doctor in Click Clock Wood can undo it.
KAZOOIE: (rolling her eyes) Great, we're gonna have to go on another escapade.
BANJO: (determined) Come on, guys, we've got to help our friend.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
EXT. CLICK CLOCK WOOD - DAY
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba enter the forest and find the witch doctor's hut.
INT. WITCH DOCTOR'S HUT - DAY
The witch doctor, Granny Kettle, is boiling some mysterious potion when the group enters.
GRANNY KETTLE: (recognising Humba Wumba) Greetings, my fellow tribe member. What brings you all to my humble abode?
HUMBA WUMBA: (bowing) Respected Granny, we seek your guidance regarding Nabnuts.
GRANNY KETTLE: (surprised) Nabnuts? Oh, the Spry Ky-Eye. Yes, I do remember putting him into his enchanted slumber, but I also recall requesting him not to leave his burrow until he wakes up.
KAZOOIE: (disagreeing) You can't expect a squirrel to remember stuff that long.
BANJO: (pleading) Please, Granny, Nabnuts is one of our dearest friends.
GRANNY KETTLE: (pitying Banjo) Ah, young love. All right, let me check. (opens her book of spells and starts chanting)
FADE TO:
EXT. CLICK CLOCK WOOD - DAY
A gust of magical wind blasts through the forest with Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba being carried on it.
INT. NABNUTS' BURROW - DAY
The group finds Nabnuts curled up in his cosy bed, snoring away.
MUMBO: (sternly) Nabnuts! Wake up!
KAZOOIE: (annoyed) Come on, buddy, we went through a lot of trouble to get you out of that ridiculously long nap.
Nabnuts stirs but is still half-asleep.
BANJO: (sincere) Nabnuts, what happened? Why did you leave your burrow?
NABNUTS: (confused) Burrow? What burrow?
HUMBA WUMBA: (teasing) Did someone have some 'shrooms?
FADE TO:
INT. BAFOMDAD CAVE - DAY
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba have all somehow ended up trapped in Bafomdad's lair.
KAZOOIE: (frustrated) I can't believe we fell for his stupid trap again.
BANJO: (calmly) Don't worry, guys. We've made it out of here before, and we'll do it again.
MUMBO: (using his wand for help) Mumbo needs light!
HUMBA WUMBA: (correcting him) You mean blight, right?
SFX: A loud explosion occurs as some rocks break around them.
KAZOOIE: (admonishing) Way to go, Humba!
FADE TO:
EXT. CLICK CLOCK WOOD - DAY (A few moments later)
Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba tumble out of the cave entrance onto the forest ground.
MUMBO: (rubbing his head) Mumbo not good with magic.
KAZOOIE: (gasping in relief) I thought for sure we were done for.
BANJO: (noticing Nabnuts walking beside them) Glad to see you awake, buddy.
NABNUTS:
NOTE: Yep, it actually ended like that. Seems like a good story to continue though.
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Post by D.J Cat on May 1, 2023 14:20:53 GMT 10
Seinfeld-style comedy featuring Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba with special guest star Nabnuts in "Nap Time"
FADE IN
INT. BANJO'S HOUSE - DAY
Banjo, Kazooie and Mumbo are sitting in Banjo's living room. They're all gathered around a jar of honey.
BANJO: So, I was thinking of starting a honey-lover's club. What do you think?
KAZOOIE: (sarcastic) Oh great, another useless club to be a part of.
MUMBO: Actually, Banjo has a point. There are many fan clubs for different kinds of loves. Like lover of honey, lover of boots, lover of mellow universe...
KAZOOIE: (interrupting) Yeah yeah, I get it. So why not start one for lovers of car washes, huh? (to Banjo) You go and make your precious little club. Mumbo and I will be fine without it.
The doorbell rings.
BANJO: I'll get it.
Banjo gets up and opens the door, revealing Humba Wumba standing outside.
HUMBA WUMBA: (breathless) Oh thank goodness you're here, Banjo! Nabnuts is having a really deep sleep after getting that nut! He won't wake up no matter how hard I try!
KAZOOIE: (sarcastic again) Well that's just great. So you just thought you'd come in here an interrupt out perfectly useless conversation?
Mumbo shoots Kazooie a look of disapproval.
MUMBO: Kazooie, be nice.
BANJO: Don't worry, Humba. Kazooie is just being her usual self. We'll help you.
CUT TO:
INT. CLICK CLOCK WOOD - DAY
Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo and Humba are standing in front of Nabnuts, who is lying on a tree stump. He's sound asleep.
HUMBA WUMBA: Here, Banjo. (Hands Banjo a bottle with some potion) Use this potion to wake him up. You just need to sprinkle it on his nose.
BANJO: Got it.
Banjo sprinkles the potion on Nabnuts' nose, but he doesn't even flinch.
KAZOOIE: (jokingly) Why don't we try a different kind of potion next? Maybe something stronger?
Mumbo shoots Kazooie another look of disapproval.
BANJO: (to Humba) Do you have any other ideas?
HUMBA WUMBA: Well, there is the traditional method of using a feather.
MUMBO: A feather? How is that supposed to work?
HUMBA WUMBA: It's a well-kept secret among the witches. Just trust me.
KAZOOIE: (sarcastic again) Well if it's a secret, then why are you sharing it with us?
MUMBO: (sighs) Kazooie, we're trying to help Nabnuts here. The least you can do is be kind to Humba.
KAZOOIE: Ugh, fine. Let's just get this over with.
Banjo takes the feather and gently tickles Nabnuts' nose. Suddenly, he sneezes and wakes up.
NABNUTS: (groggy) What...Huh? Where am I?
HUMBA WUMBA: (relieved) Oh Nabnuts, you're alright! Thank goodness!
NABNUTS: (not fully awake yet) What happened? Why am I on a tree stump so early in the morning?
BANJO: You fell asleep after eating that nut.
NABNUTS: Oh yeah, I remember now. That was some good nut...
Everyone chuckles.
KAZOOIE: (smugly) Well, I guess we can finally go home and ignore each other again.
MUMBO: Kazooie!
HUMBA WUMBA: We should do something to celebrate saving Nabnuts! How about a nice cup of tea?
EVERYONE: (unenthusiastic) Yeah...great...tea.
FADE TO BLACK
END OF EPISODE.
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Post by D.J Cat on May 1, 2023 14:21:18 GMT 10
INTRO MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY
FADE IN:
EXT - SPIRAL MOUNTAIN - DAY
We see the four main characters, Banjo, Mumbo, Kazooie, and Humba Wumba, sitting on a log, munching on honey and discussing the recent rumors of something fishy going on in Click Clock Wood.
BANJO: "We need to go check out Click Clock Wood. Something strange is going down."
KAZOOIE: "I'm getting bored of just hanging around here. Let's go pick up some adventure!"
MUMBO: "Mumbo also getting itching feeling to discover new things."
HUMBA WUMBA: "I'm in. But let's make it interesting by making a bet. Whoever finds out what's happening in Click Clock Wood first gets all the honey in the next five trade deals."
BANJO: (smiling) "You're on Humba."
FADE OUT
CUT TO:
INT - CLICK CLOCK WOOD- NIGHT
Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo and Humba Wumba arrive at night so as to not draw attention to themselves. They come across Nabnuts' house and decide to hide and observe.
As they approach the house, they peer through the window and see Nabnuts in deep sleep while Miss Nabnuts is cuddling up next to him.
KAZOOIE: "Ewww. What the heck is going on in there?"
MUMBO: "Mumbo smell something weird going on."
HUMBA WUMBA: "Woah...Nabnuts looks like he's in one heck of a deep sleep."
BANJO: "Shh. Stop talking, we don't want to wake them up."
After several minutes of observing Nabnuts' deep and restful state, the team decides to head back to their hideout and discuss what they witnessed.
FADE OUT
CUT TO:
INT - BANJO'S HOUSE - DAY
The team is sitting around Banjo's living room, discussing Nabnuts' weird sleeping pattern.
KAZOOIE: "I still can't believe what we saw. What could possibly be making him so sleepy?"
MUMBO: "Mumbo thinks some sort of magic must have been at play."
HUMBA WUMBA: "There are ancient creatures in the woods that are known to put powerful spells on others."
BANJO: "Hmm...this is getting interesting...we need to know more about the creatures in the woods and Nabnuts himself. Let's do some investigating around the forest and see if anyone else knows anything."
KAZOOIE: "Let's go ask that frog who likes to gossip."
FADE OUT
CUT TO:
EXT - CLICK CLOCK WOOD - DAY
The team reaches the frog and Kazooie decides to charm it with her beak while the others convinced the frog to spill the beans.
After giving him a piece of actual bean to chew on, he finally starts to talk.
FROG:
"I wasn't going to share this information but I overheard a conversation between Miss Nabnuts and Gruntilda. Apparently, Nabnuts used to pick nut seeds with Miss Nabnuts but they got married and it led him into total blissful sleep. The winter of 1998 was when this happened, isn't that weird?!'
The team thanks the frog and quickly head back towards Nabnuts' house to share their newly gathered intelligence.
FADE OUT
CUT TO:
INT - NABNUTS HOUSE - NIGHT
The team quietly peeps through the window and sees Nabnuts deeply asleep, with Mrs. Nabnuts by his side.
BANJO: "I think we have figured it out. The reason Nabnuts is in such a deep sleep is because he's completely content with life, and he always will be."
KAZOOIE: "Well that's a pretty cute story."
MUMBO: "Mumbo happy for Nabnuts. It good to see someone enjoy life."
HUMBA WUMBA: "I guess this means I get all the honey!"
The team laughed and congratulated their own small victory as they each moved on with their newfound knowledge.
FADE OUT
THE END.
OUTRO MUSIC PLAYS.
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