Post by D.J Cat on Apr 29, 2023 20:58:15 GMT 10
Can you do a script in the style of Seinfeld that has Banjo as Jerry, Bottles as George, Kazooie as Elaine and Mumbo as Kramer?
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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Banjo and Bottles sit at the booth, sipping coffee.
Bottles: (in a panicked voice) I caught my wife cheating on me with our dentist!
Banjo: (nonchalantly) That's rough, man. So, did you get a cleaning while you were there?
Bottles: (exasperated) Banjo, this is serious! I don't know how to handle it!
(Kazooie enters)
Kazooie: Hey guys! What's up?
Banjo: Bottles caught his wife with the dentist.
Kazooie: (sarcastically) Great, another round of therapy sessions for everyone.
Mumbo bursts in, flailing about.
Mumbo: Jerry, Kramer's got a new job at the pet store! We gotta see this!
Banjo: Mumbo, I'm Banjo.
Mumbo: Whatever.
The four head to the pet store, where Kramer is wrestling with an alligator.
Kramer: (in a triumphant voice) I tamed it!
Banjo: You sure did, buddy.
Bottles: (still stressed) What am I supposed to do? Confront her?
Elaine enters.
Elaine: Hey guys! Listen, I have a new boyfriend and he snores like a chainsaw. I can't take anymore.
Mumbo: I can make a snoring potion for him.
Bottles: (suddenly hopeful) That's brilliant!
Banjo: (to Kramer) You should get him an alligator, maybe that will muffle the sound.
The gang discusses their problems and solutions while Kramer continues to battle with the alligator.
Mumbo: (to Banjo) By the way Jerry, did you ever figure out what that weird egg does?
Banjo: (shaking his head) Not a clue, Mumbo. Not a clue.
The gang starts to leave the pet store, leaving Kramer behind with his new alligator pet.
Kramer: (to the alligator) You know man, we really tamed those humans today.
The group exits the store as the door bell jingles, ending the scene.
FADE TO BLACK
(THE END)
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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Banjo and Bottles sit at the booth, sipping coffee.
Bottles: (in a panicked voice) I caught my wife cheating on me with our dentist!
Banjo: (nonchalantly) That's rough, man. So, did you get a cleaning while you were there?
Bottles: (exasperated) Banjo, this is serious! I don't know how to handle it!
(Kazooie enters)
Kazooie: Hey guys! What's up?
Banjo: Bottles caught his wife with the dentist.
Kazooie: (sarcastically) Great, another round of therapy sessions for everyone.
Mumbo bursts in, flailing about.
Mumbo: Jerry, Kramer's got a new job at the pet store! We gotta see this!
Banjo: Mumbo, I'm Banjo.
Mumbo: Whatever.
The four head to the pet store, where Kramer is wrestling with an alligator.
Kramer: (in a triumphant voice) I tamed it!
Banjo: You sure did, buddy.
Bottles: (still stressed) What am I supposed to do? Confront her?
Elaine enters.
Elaine: Hey guys! Listen, I have a new boyfriend and he snores like a chainsaw. I can't take anymore.
Mumbo: I can make a snoring potion for him.
Bottles: (suddenly hopeful) That's brilliant!
Banjo: (to Kramer) You should get him an alligator, maybe that will muffle the sound.
The gang discusses their problems and solutions while Kramer continues to battle with the alligator.
Mumbo: (to Banjo) By the way Jerry, did you ever figure out what that weird egg does?
Banjo: (shaking his head) Not a clue, Mumbo. Not a clue.
The gang starts to leave the pet store, leaving Kramer behind with his new alligator pet.
Kramer: (to the alligator) You know man, we really tamed those humans today.
The group exits the store as the door bell jingles, ending the scene.
FADE TO BLACK
(THE END)