Post by D.J Cat on Apr 29, 2023 20:35:12 GMT 10
Can you do a script in the style of Seinfeld that has Donkey Kong as Jerry, Diddy Kong as George, Dixie Kong as Elaine and Funky Kong as Kramer?
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(Opening scene at Jerry’s apartment. Jerry is sitting on the couch playing Donkey Kong)
Jerry: (to himself) Ah, this game never gets old.
Kramer bursts in unannounced.
Kramer: Jerry! You gotta hear this, man!
Jerry: Hear what, Kramer?
Kramer: Funky removed the tailfin from his surfboard.
Jerry: And?
Kramer: And now he’s been breaking records left right and centre!
Jerry: Records?
Kramer: Yeah, Jerry! Every surfer on the island, including Donkey …
Jerry: Hey, don’t you bring me into this!
Kramer: Relax, man. Everyone who’s anyone is surfing with Funky’s new board!
Jerry: I gotta go see this for myself.
(Elaine enters the apartment)
Elaine: Hey, guys.
Kramer: Hey, Elaino. You know what we should do tonight? We should all go to Funky’s Juke Joint!
Jerry: Good idea.
Elaine: Hey, Jerry, can I borrow that Nintendo? The girls at work are having a tournament!
Jerry: Tournament?
Diddy enters the room.
Diddy: Hey! What are you guys up to?
Jerry: Not much. We were thinking of going to Funky’s.
Diddy: Oh, no way! I’m trying to beat your high score on Donkey Kong, Jerry.
Jerry: (laughs) I’d like to see you try.
(At Funky’s Juke Joint)
Funky: Yo, yo, yo, my Kongs! Welcome to Funky’s! Righteous crowd tonight! Just remember, no bottle throwing, fire shooting, or juggling oversized fruit – I’m looking at you, Donkey!
Donkey: (embarrassed) Hey, I had a good reason for that!
Funky: Okay, okay. Let’s see your moves now! Let’s party, baby!
(Montage of the Kongs dancing and surfing)
Jerry: (to Diddy) You know, I gotta admit. That board of Funky’s is pretty impressive.
Diddy: I know, you could never pull off those sick moves with your plain old Mario Kart.
Jerry: Hey, watch it.
Elaine: (drunkenly dancing) This place is totally awesome! I’m friends with every single Kong here!
George walks in.
George: You guys! You won’t believe this! My co-workers just gave me a KONG!!
Everyone stares blankly at George.
George: A pet chimpanzee, you guys. I got a KONG!!
Kramer: (laughs) George, you’re gonna fit right in around here.
(Kong in the background goes wild.)
Funky: Whoa there, Kong! Somebody grab him!
(Diddy decides to take on the challenge)
Diddy: It’s okay! I’m a DK fan!
(Diddy and the Kong start playing leap frog. Cut back to Jerry at his apartment)
Jerry: (voiceover) Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Donkey Kong – live from the city that never sleeps!
(End credits)
Disclaimer: Although the format and characters have been inspired by Seinfeld, no part of this script has been endorsed or authorized by the creators or producers of Seinfeld.
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(Opening scene at Jerry’s apartment. Jerry is sitting on the couch playing Donkey Kong)
Jerry: (to himself) Ah, this game never gets old.
Kramer bursts in unannounced.
Kramer: Jerry! You gotta hear this, man!
Jerry: Hear what, Kramer?
Kramer: Funky removed the tailfin from his surfboard.
Jerry: And?
Kramer: And now he’s been breaking records left right and centre!
Jerry: Records?
Kramer: Yeah, Jerry! Every surfer on the island, including Donkey …
Jerry: Hey, don’t you bring me into this!
Kramer: Relax, man. Everyone who’s anyone is surfing with Funky’s new board!
Jerry: I gotta go see this for myself.
(Elaine enters the apartment)
Elaine: Hey, guys.
Kramer: Hey, Elaino. You know what we should do tonight? We should all go to Funky’s Juke Joint!
Jerry: Good idea.
Elaine: Hey, Jerry, can I borrow that Nintendo? The girls at work are having a tournament!
Jerry: Tournament?
Diddy enters the room.
Diddy: Hey! What are you guys up to?
Jerry: Not much. We were thinking of going to Funky’s.
Diddy: Oh, no way! I’m trying to beat your high score on Donkey Kong, Jerry.
Jerry: (laughs) I’d like to see you try.
(At Funky’s Juke Joint)
Funky: Yo, yo, yo, my Kongs! Welcome to Funky’s! Righteous crowd tonight! Just remember, no bottle throwing, fire shooting, or juggling oversized fruit – I’m looking at you, Donkey!
Donkey: (embarrassed) Hey, I had a good reason for that!
Funky: Okay, okay. Let’s see your moves now! Let’s party, baby!
(Montage of the Kongs dancing and surfing)
Jerry: (to Diddy) You know, I gotta admit. That board of Funky’s is pretty impressive.
Diddy: I know, you could never pull off those sick moves with your plain old Mario Kart.
Jerry: Hey, watch it.
Elaine: (drunkenly dancing) This place is totally awesome! I’m friends with every single Kong here!
George walks in.
George: You guys! You won’t believe this! My co-workers just gave me a KONG!!
Everyone stares blankly at George.
George: A pet chimpanzee, you guys. I got a KONG!!
Kramer: (laughs) George, you’re gonna fit right in around here.
(Kong in the background goes wild.)
Funky: Whoa there, Kong! Somebody grab him!
(Diddy decides to take on the challenge)
Diddy: It’s okay! I’m a DK fan!
(Diddy and the Kong start playing leap frog. Cut back to Jerry at his apartment)
Jerry: (voiceover) Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Donkey Kong – live from the city that never sleeps!
(End credits)
Disclaimer: Although the format and characters have been inspired by Seinfeld, no part of this script has been endorsed or authorized by the creators or producers of Seinfeld.