Post by D.J Cat on Apr 29, 2023 20:29:37 GMT 10
Can you do a script in the style of Seinfeld that has Mario as Jerry, Luigi as George, Peach as Elaine and Donkey as Kramer?
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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Mario and Luigi are sitting at a booth, staring aimlessly into their coffee cups.
Mario: I can't believe Bowser beat me to the castle again. What's the use of being a hero if you can't even save the princess?
Luigi: I hear you, man. My life's no picnic either. My boss is riding me like a goomba.
Suddenly, Kramer bursts into the cafe, bursting with excitement.
Kramer: Jerry! George! You'll never believe what just happened!
Mario: (sighs) Kramer, don't tell me you lost another monkey.
Kramer: Nope. I discovered a new way to speedrun through World 1-1!
Luigi: (intrigued) Really? Is there time to bust a few Goombas or Koopa Troopas along the way?
Kramer: Of course, Lui. I'm talking warp tubes, flagpoles, everything. It's a game-changer.
Just then, Elaine enters the cafe, looking frustrated.
Peach: (sighs) Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Bowser took over the castle again.
Mario: We know the feeling.
Elaine: You know, you two haven't even asked me how my day was.
Luigi: Sorry, Peach. How was your day, Besides Bowser?
Elaine: (exasperated) Ugh, don't even get me started. I went to a fancy dinner party last night, and the guy seated next to me wouldn't stop talking about his cryptocurrency investments.
Mario: Did you at least get an invite to the Mushroom Kingdom Ball?
Elaine: (sarcastic) No, but I got a free mint on my pillow at the Toadstool Inn.
Just then, the Monk's Cafe doorbell rings, and in walks Bowser, looking pleased with himself.
Bowser: Hey, Mario. Checking up on your playtime hours again?
Mario: (rolling his eyes) No, Bowser. I've got a life outside of stomping on your minions, you know.
Bowser: (grinning) Yeah, right. You're nothing without that power-up.
Kramer: Hey, leave him alone, Bowser! We all know who the real hero is here.
Luigi: (smiling) That's right. And besides, we got Flagpole Jumping to do tonight.
Peach: (smiling) And maybe we'll get the castle back tomorrow.
As the group gets up to leave, Jerome in the corner booth looks on, amused.
Jerome: These guys...yada yada yada, always entertaining.
FADE OUT.
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INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY
Mario and Luigi are sitting at a booth, staring aimlessly into their coffee cups.
Mario: I can't believe Bowser beat me to the castle again. What's the use of being a hero if you can't even save the princess?
Luigi: I hear you, man. My life's no picnic either. My boss is riding me like a goomba.
Suddenly, Kramer bursts into the cafe, bursting with excitement.
Kramer: Jerry! George! You'll never believe what just happened!
Mario: (sighs) Kramer, don't tell me you lost another monkey.
Kramer: Nope. I discovered a new way to speedrun through World 1-1!
Luigi: (intrigued) Really? Is there time to bust a few Goombas or Koopa Troopas along the way?
Kramer: Of course, Lui. I'm talking warp tubes, flagpoles, everything. It's a game-changer.
Just then, Elaine enters the cafe, looking frustrated.
Peach: (sighs) Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. Bowser took over the castle again.
Mario: We know the feeling.
Elaine: You know, you two haven't even asked me how my day was.
Luigi: Sorry, Peach. How was your day, Besides Bowser?
Elaine: (exasperated) Ugh, don't even get me started. I went to a fancy dinner party last night, and the guy seated next to me wouldn't stop talking about his cryptocurrency investments.
Mario: Did you at least get an invite to the Mushroom Kingdom Ball?
Elaine: (sarcastic) No, but I got a free mint on my pillow at the Toadstool Inn.
Just then, the Monk's Cafe doorbell rings, and in walks Bowser, looking pleased with himself.
Bowser: Hey, Mario. Checking up on your playtime hours again?
Mario: (rolling his eyes) No, Bowser. I've got a life outside of stomping on your minions, you know.
Bowser: (grinning) Yeah, right. You're nothing without that power-up.
Kramer: Hey, leave him alone, Bowser! We all know who the real hero is here.
Luigi: (smiling) That's right. And besides, we got Flagpole Jumping to do tonight.
Peach: (smiling) And maybe we'll get the castle back tomorrow.
As the group gets up to leave, Jerome in the corner booth looks on, amused.
Jerome: These guys...yada yada yada, always entertaining.
FADE OUT.