Post by D.J Cat on Apr 26, 2023 20:57:22 GMT 10
Scene: Presidential Debate Stage
Moderator: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to tonight's presidential debate where we'll discuss the critical issue of which Brothers' Bear from Donkey Kong Country 3 is best. Let's welcome our candidates, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Smith.
(applause)
Moderator: Mr. Johnson, you have one minute to make your opening statement.
Mr. Johnson: Ahem, thank you, moderator. Well, I want everyone to know that I've always been a fan of the Bears. From Bazaar's General Store to Blunder's Barrel Works, I've played a big part in supporting these anthropomorphic creatures. But when it comes to which Brothers' Bear is the best, it's obviously Bachelor.
(audience boos)
Mr. Smith: What? Mr. Johnson, you're so out of touch. It's OBVIOUSLY Bramble.
(audience cheers)
Mr. Johnson: Oh, come on. Bachelor is a jack-of-all-trades! He can fix any creaky door or rickety bridge with just his trusty toolbox. Plus, his singing voice brings a smile to anyone's face!
Mr. Smith: Bramble is BY FAR the manliest of the Brothers' Bears. He can run faster than any other bear and carry heavy objects like they're nothing. With Bramble, we need not be afraid of the real threats to our society.
Mr. Johnson: The real threats?! Bachelor can put out flames or reorganize a city within minutes! He's a natural born leader.
Moderator: Gentlemen, let's keep it civil. Now let's move on to the next question. In your opinion, which one deserves the greatest amusement park ride of them all? Let's start with you, Mr. Johnson.
Mr. Johnson: Thank you, Moderator. While Bramble is agile, Bachelor has brains. He'd create a rollercoaster that can be fun and challenging at the same time. Everyone can test their intelligence on Bachelor's Brainy Rollercoaster Ride!
Mr. Smith: That's a lame idea. Bramble, with his strength and speed, could build an adrenaline-rushing ride that gets your heart pumping. It would be called Bramble's Big Blast.
Mr. Johnson: (laughs) Bramble's Big Blast? More like Bramble's Big Bummer!
(audience reaction)
Mr. Smith: (angrily) You think you're such a smarty pants? At least my Brother's Bear is cool and dangerous. Bachelor is such a geek!
Mr. Johnson: Geeks are what drive society forward!
Moderator: Gentlemen, please! Let's all agree to disagree. Unfortunately, we're out of time for this topic. Thank you for taking part in tonight's debate.
(applause)
As the candidates leave the stage, they exchange heated words as to who truly deserved the title of Best Brothers' Bear. Little did they know. The winner was actually Barnacle Paul due to his Underwear Folly.
(end scene)
Moderator: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to tonight's presidential debate where we'll discuss the critical issue of which Brothers' Bear from Donkey Kong Country 3 is best. Let's welcome our candidates, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Smith.
(applause)
Moderator: Mr. Johnson, you have one minute to make your opening statement.
Mr. Johnson: Ahem, thank you, moderator. Well, I want everyone to know that I've always been a fan of the Bears. From Bazaar's General Store to Blunder's Barrel Works, I've played a big part in supporting these anthropomorphic creatures. But when it comes to which Brothers' Bear is the best, it's obviously Bachelor.
(audience boos)
Mr. Smith: What? Mr. Johnson, you're so out of touch. It's OBVIOUSLY Bramble.
(audience cheers)
Mr. Johnson: Oh, come on. Bachelor is a jack-of-all-trades! He can fix any creaky door or rickety bridge with just his trusty toolbox. Plus, his singing voice brings a smile to anyone's face!
Mr. Smith: Bramble is BY FAR the manliest of the Brothers' Bears. He can run faster than any other bear and carry heavy objects like they're nothing. With Bramble, we need not be afraid of the real threats to our society.
Mr. Johnson: The real threats?! Bachelor can put out flames or reorganize a city within minutes! He's a natural born leader.
Moderator: Gentlemen, let's keep it civil. Now let's move on to the next question. In your opinion, which one deserves the greatest amusement park ride of them all? Let's start with you, Mr. Johnson.
Mr. Johnson: Thank you, Moderator. While Bramble is agile, Bachelor has brains. He'd create a rollercoaster that can be fun and challenging at the same time. Everyone can test their intelligence on Bachelor's Brainy Rollercoaster Ride!
Mr. Smith: That's a lame idea. Bramble, with his strength and speed, could build an adrenaline-rushing ride that gets your heart pumping. It would be called Bramble's Big Blast.
Mr. Johnson: (laughs) Bramble's Big Blast? More like Bramble's Big Bummer!
(audience reaction)
Mr. Smith: (angrily) You think you're such a smarty pants? At least my Brother's Bear is cool and dangerous. Bachelor is such a geek!
Mr. Johnson: Geeks are what drive society forward!
Moderator: Gentlemen, please! Let's all agree to disagree. Unfortunately, we're out of time for this topic. Thank you for taking part in tonight's debate.
(applause)
As the candidates leave the stage, they exchange heated words as to who truly deserved the title of Best Brothers' Bear. Little did they know. The winner was actually Barnacle Paul due to his Underwear Folly.
(end scene)