Post by D.J Cat on Apr 26, 2023 20:43:18 GMT 10
FADE IN:
INT. HYLES OFFICE - DAY
Hyle is sitting at his desk talking to his co-host, Chad.
HYLE: (on phone) Alright, I'll try my best to get Miyamoto-san on for the next episode.
CHAD: (interjects) Wait, THE Shigeru Miyamoto? The creator of Donkey Kong?
HYLE: (grinning) The one and only. We'll finally have the biggest guest yet on The Kongversation.
(Just then, Hyle's phone rings again)
HYLE: (answering) Hyle here.
MRS. KONGBUSHER: Hello, Hyle, sweetie! How are you?
HYLE: Hey, Mrs. Kongbusher! I'm good, what's up?
MRS. KONGBUSHER: Well, I just wanted to tell you that Miyamoto-san is in town and you need to interview him for your show!
HYLE: (confused) Wait, how did you know that?
MRS. KONGBUSHER: Oh, I have my ways. You just make sure to ask him about the new Donkey Kong game!
HYLE: (nodding) Of course, Mrs. Kongbusher, we wouldn't dare miss that.
CUT TO:
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
Hyle and Chad are sitting behind microphones waiting for Miyamoto to arrive. In walks Mr. Miyamoto carrying a NES controller.
MIYAMOTO: (bowing) Konnichiwa!
HYLE: (returning the bow) Konnichiwa!
CHAD: (awkwardly bowing) Uh, hi there...
The recording begins and Hyle starts asking questions about the new Donkey Kong game. However, Mr. Miyamoto seems more interested in talking about something else...
MIYAMOTO: So... which brothers' bear is best?
CHAD: Excuse me?
MIYAMOTO: You know, Banjo-Kazooie or Conker?
HYLE: (interrupting) Hold on, we were supposed to talk about Donkey Kong.
MIYAMOTO: (smiling) Yes, of course! Donkey Kong and the bear brothers!
The conversation turns to a heated debate over which bear duo reigns supreme. Hyle and Chad both argue for Banjo-Kazooie, while Miyamoto is firmly in the Conker camp.
HYLE: (to Chad) I can't believe this is happening.
CHAD: (laughing) Neither can I. We were so close to talking about the new game.
CUT TO:
THREE HOURS LATER
The recording is coming to an end, and Hyle feels defeated.
HYLE: Alright, Mr. Miyamoto, thank you for your time. It was an honor to have you on the show.
MIYAMOTO: (smiling) Thank you! It was a pleasure debating with you both.
CHAD: (laughing) Yeah, I'll never forget this.
Hyle looks at Chad and shakes his head. He can't believe they just wasted three hours discussing bears instead of getting information about the new game.
FADE OUT.
NOTE: This is very entertaining, only minor quibble is that it may have misunderstood who the Brothers'Bear are...but perhaps that just adds to the charm.
INT. HYLES OFFICE - DAY
Hyle is sitting at his desk talking to his co-host, Chad.
HYLE: (on phone) Alright, I'll try my best to get Miyamoto-san on for the next episode.
CHAD: (interjects) Wait, THE Shigeru Miyamoto? The creator of Donkey Kong?
HYLE: (grinning) The one and only. We'll finally have the biggest guest yet on The Kongversation.
(Just then, Hyle's phone rings again)
HYLE: (answering) Hyle here.
MRS. KONGBUSHER: Hello, Hyle, sweetie! How are you?
HYLE: Hey, Mrs. Kongbusher! I'm good, what's up?
MRS. KONGBUSHER: Well, I just wanted to tell you that Miyamoto-san is in town and you need to interview him for your show!
HYLE: (confused) Wait, how did you know that?
MRS. KONGBUSHER: Oh, I have my ways. You just make sure to ask him about the new Donkey Kong game!
HYLE: (nodding) Of course, Mrs. Kongbusher, we wouldn't dare miss that.
CUT TO:
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
Hyle and Chad are sitting behind microphones waiting for Miyamoto to arrive. In walks Mr. Miyamoto carrying a NES controller.
MIYAMOTO: (bowing) Konnichiwa!
HYLE: (returning the bow) Konnichiwa!
CHAD: (awkwardly bowing) Uh, hi there...
The recording begins and Hyle starts asking questions about the new Donkey Kong game. However, Mr. Miyamoto seems more interested in talking about something else...
MIYAMOTO: So... which brothers' bear is best?
CHAD: Excuse me?
MIYAMOTO: You know, Banjo-Kazooie or Conker?
HYLE: (interrupting) Hold on, we were supposed to talk about Donkey Kong.
MIYAMOTO: (smiling) Yes, of course! Donkey Kong and the bear brothers!
The conversation turns to a heated debate over which bear duo reigns supreme. Hyle and Chad both argue for Banjo-Kazooie, while Miyamoto is firmly in the Conker camp.
HYLE: (to Chad) I can't believe this is happening.
CHAD: (laughing) Neither can I. We were so close to talking about the new game.
CUT TO:
THREE HOURS LATER
The recording is coming to an end, and Hyle feels defeated.
HYLE: Alright, Mr. Miyamoto, thank you for your time. It was an honor to have you on the show.
MIYAMOTO: (smiling) Thank you! It was a pleasure debating with you both.
CHAD: (laughing) Yeah, I'll never forget this.
Hyle looks at Chad and shakes his head. He can't believe they just wasted three hours discussing bears instead of getting information about the new game.
FADE OUT.
NOTE: This is very entertaining, only minor quibble is that it may have misunderstood who the Brothers'Bear are...but perhaps that just adds to the charm.