Post by D.J Cat on Apr 20, 2023 16:20:33 GMT 10
INT. LEN'S BAR - NIGHT
David Boon, David Wise, David Letterman and David Goggins are seated at the bar drinking beers.
David Boon: So, who's the best David here?
David Wise: Obviously, it's me. I'm an Olympic gold medalist, after all.
David Letterman: Oh please, David. I have a late-night talk show named after me.
David Goggins: And I'm a retired Navy SEAL who's completed numerous ultra-marathons and endurance challenges.
David Boon: (chuckles) Well, I'm a former Australian cricketer with a legendary moustache. You blokes don't stand a chance against me.
David Wise: (rolls his eyes) A cricketer? Really?
David Letterman: Hey now, let's not dismiss someone's accomplishments just because we may not understand them.
David Goggins: Agreed. Everyone here is impressive in their own right.
David Boon: Exactly. We all have unique qualities that make us great.
Suddenly, the bartender, Len, chimes in.
Len: Hey fellas, let's settle this the old-fashioned way. A drink-off. Whoever finishes their beer first wins.
The Davids all look at each other before nodding in agreement.
Len counts down and the race begins. David Boon chugs his beer with ease, followed closely by David Goggins. David Wise struggles to keep up and David Letterman takes his time, sipping on his drink.
David Boon finishes first, slamming his glass down triumphantly.
David Boon: Looks like the best David is me!
David Wise: (grinning) You got lucky, Boony.
David Letterman: (smirking) I'm just happy to be here.
David Goggins: (laughing) That was fun, but let's not forget we're all winners in our own right.
The Davids raise their glasses and clink them together in agreement.
Len: (smiling) Looks like we have a tie. You're all the best Davids in my book.
The group nods in agreement and continues to enjoy their drinks, laughing and joking with each other.
The end.
David Boon, David Wise, David Letterman and David Goggins are seated at the bar drinking beers.
David Boon: So, who's the best David here?
David Wise: Obviously, it's me. I'm an Olympic gold medalist, after all.
David Letterman: Oh please, David. I have a late-night talk show named after me.
David Goggins: And I'm a retired Navy SEAL who's completed numerous ultra-marathons and endurance challenges.
David Boon: (chuckles) Well, I'm a former Australian cricketer with a legendary moustache. You blokes don't stand a chance against me.
David Wise: (rolls his eyes) A cricketer? Really?
David Letterman: Hey now, let's not dismiss someone's accomplishments just because we may not understand them.
David Goggins: Agreed. Everyone here is impressive in their own right.
David Boon: Exactly. We all have unique qualities that make us great.
Suddenly, the bartender, Len, chimes in.
Len: Hey fellas, let's settle this the old-fashioned way. A drink-off. Whoever finishes their beer first wins.
The Davids all look at each other before nodding in agreement.
Len counts down and the race begins. David Boon chugs his beer with ease, followed closely by David Goggins. David Wise struggles to keep up and David Letterman takes his time, sipping on his drink.
David Boon finishes first, slamming his glass down triumphantly.
David Boon: Looks like the best David is me!
David Wise: (grinning) You got lucky, Boony.
David Letterman: (smirking) I'm just happy to be here.
David Goggins: (laughing) That was fun, but let's not forget we're all winners in our own right.
The Davids raise their glasses and clink them together in agreement.
Len: (smiling) Looks like we have a tie. You're all the best Davids in my book.
The group nods in agreement and continues to enjoy their drinks, laughing and joking with each other.
The end.