Post by D.J Cat on Apr 19, 2023 16:30:34 GMT 10
FADE IN:
INT. LEN'S BAR - NIGHT
Seth Rogen sits at the bar with a drink in front of him. Joe Rogan enters the bar and takes a seat next to Seth.
SETH ROGEN
Hey, Joe. What's up?
JOE ROGAN
Not much, just wanted to grab a drink. How about you?
SETH ROGEN
Same here.
They both take a sip of their drinks.
JOE ROGAN
So, Seth. I've been hearing rumors that people are saying I'm the best Rogan out there.
SETH ROGEN
(laughs) Oh really? And who might these people be?
JOE ROGAN
(cocks his head) I can't disclose my sources, but I've been getting a lot of feedback from fans.
SETH ROGEN
(raises an eyebrow) Well, Joe, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure I'm the best Rogan out there.
JOE ROGAN
(scoffs) You, the best Rogan? Don't make me laugh.
SETH ROGEN
I'm serious, Joe. Have you seen my films? My comedy? People love me.
JOE ROGAN
Yeah, but have you seen my podcast? My stand-up? I've got a huge following.
SETH ROGEN
(big grin) But, Joe. You talk about the same stuff all the time. Conspiracy theories, MMA, weed. It's getting old.
JOE ROGAN
(bluntly) At least I'm not playing the same stoner character in every movie.
SETH ROGEN
(angry) Hey! That's not true. I've played other roles too.
JOE ROGAN
(leans in) Look, Seth. I'm not saying you're not talented. But I think I bring a certain level of intellectual conversation to the table.
SETH ROGEN
(groans) Oh please. You talk about aliens and Bigfoot. How is that intellectual?
JOE ROGAN
(defensive) Hey, those are real subjects with real evidence.
SETH ROGEN
(shakes his head) Joe, Joe, Joe. You're just living in your own world.
JOE ROGAN
(fires back) And you're just living in your own stereotype.
They both stare at each other for some time.
SETH ROGEN
(sighs) You know what, Joe? I think we just need to agree to disagree.
JOE ROGAN
(nods) Yeah, I think you're right. We'll just let the fans decide who's the best Rogan.
SETH ROGEN
(smiling) Sounds like a plan.
FADE OUT.
INT. LEN'S BAR - NIGHT
Seth Rogen sits at the bar with a drink in front of him. Joe Rogan enters the bar and takes a seat next to Seth.
SETH ROGEN
Hey, Joe. What's up?
JOE ROGAN
Not much, just wanted to grab a drink. How about you?
SETH ROGEN
Same here.
They both take a sip of their drinks.
JOE ROGAN
So, Seth. I've been hearing rumors that people are saying I'm the best Rogan out there.
SETH ROGEN
(laughs) Oh really? And who might these people be?
JOE ROGAN
(cocks his head) I can't disclose my sources, but I've been getting a lot of feedback from fans.
SETH ROGEN
(raises an eyebrow) Well, Joe, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure I'm the best Rogan out there.
JOE ROGAN
(scoffs) You, the best Rogan? Don't make me laugh.
SETH ROGEN
I'm serious, Joe. Have you seen my films? My comedy? People love me.
JOE ROGAN
Yeah, but have you seen my podcast? My stand-up? I've got a huge following.
SETH ROGEN
(big grin) But, Joe. You talk about the same stuff all the time. Conspiracy theories, MMA, weed. It's getting old.
JOE ROGAN
(bluntly) At least I'm not playing the same stoner character in every movie.
SETH ROGEN
(angry) Hey! That's not true. I've played other roles too.
JOE ROGAN
(leans in) Look, Seth. I'm not saying you're not talented. But I think I bring a certain level of intellectual conversation to the table.
SETH ROGEN
(groans) Oh please. You talk about aliens and Bigfoot. How is that intellectual?
JOE ROGAN
(defensive) Hey, those are real subjects with real evidence.
SETH ROGEN
(shakes his head) Joe, Joe, Joe. You're just living in your own world.
JOE ROGAN
(fires back) And you're just living in your own stereotype.
They both stare at each other for some time.
SETH ROGEN
(sighs) You know what, Joe? I think we just need to agree to disagree.
JOE ROGAN
(nods) Yeah, I think you're right. We'll just let the fans decide who's the best Rogan.
SETH ROGEN
(smiling) Sounds like a plan.
FADE OUT.