Post by D.J Cat on Apr 19, 2023 16:21:28 GMT 10
Title: Donkey Kong Meets Jennifer Aniston
INT. JUNGLE - DAY
Donkey Kong is swinging through the jungle when he sees Jennifer Aniston sitting on a tree stump, crying. He swings down to her.
DONKEY KONG:
Hey, why are you crying?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
I just broke up with my boyfriend.
DONKEY KONG:
Oh no... What happened?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
He said I was too boring.
DONKEY KONG:
What? You're not boring!
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Really? Thank you.
DONKEY KONG:
Yeah, I mean, you're one of the most famous actresses in the world! And you've done so many interesting things.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Well... I guess you're right.
DONKEY KONG:
Of course I am. Hey, do you want to swing with me?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Swing?
DONKEY KONG:
Yeah, it's really fun. Come on!
Donkey Kong and Jennifer swing through the jungle together, laughing and having a great time.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
This is amazing! I've never felt so alive!
DONKEY KONG:
See? You're not boring at all.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Thank you, Donkey Kong. You're a true friend.
DONKEY KONG:
Anytime.
Suddenly, they hear a noise.
DONKEY KONG:
What's that?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
I don't know...
A group of angry gorillas come out from behind the trees.
GORILLA #1:
Hey, who are you with our king?
DONKEY KONG:
Your king?
GORILLA #2:
That's right. Donkey Kong is our king. And no one messes with our king.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Wait, you're a king?
DONKEY KONG:
Uh, yeah. I thought you knew that.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
No... I just thought you were a video game character.
DONKEY KONG:
Oh.
GORILLA #1:
Now, get lost before we make you regret it.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
We should go, Donkey Kong.
DONKEY KONG:
Yeah, let's get out of here.
They make a run for it, swinging through the trees and dodging the gorillas.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
That was crazy!
DONKEY KONG:
Tell me about it.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Thanks for saving me, Donkey Kong.
DONKEY KONG:
Hey, what are friends for?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Friends...
There's a moment between them, and Jennifer leans in to give Donkey Kong a kiss on the cheek.
DONKEY KONG:
Whoa! What was that for?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
For being an amazing friend. And for showing me that even the most unexpected people can surprise you.
DONKEY KONG:
I like surprising people.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
You do it well.
DONKEY KONG:
Thanks. Hey, do you want to swing some more?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Absolutely!
They swing together, both smiling and feeling alive.
THE END.
INT. JUNGLE - DAY
Donkey Kong is swinging through the jungle when he sees Jennifer Aniston sitting on a tree stump, crying. He swings down to her.
DONKEY KONG:
Hey, why are you crying?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
I just broke up with my boyfriend.
DONKEY KONG:
Oh no... What happened?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
He said I was too boring.
DONKEY KONG:
What? You're not boring!
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Really? Thank you.
DONKEY KONG:
Yeah, I mean, you're one of the most famous actresses in the world! And you've done so many interesting things.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Well... I guess you're right.
DONKEY KONG:
Of course I am. Hey, do you want to swing with me?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Swing?
DONKEY KONG:
Yeah, it's really fun. Come on!
Donkey Kong and Jennifer swing through the jungle together, laughing and having a great time.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
This is amazing! I've never felt so alive!
DONKEY KONG:
See? You're not boring at all.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Thank you, Donkey Kong. You're a true friend.
DONKEY KONG:
Anytime.
Suddenly, they hear a noise.
DONKEY KONG:
What's that?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
I don't know...
A group of angry gorillas come out from behind the trees.
GORILLA #1:
Hey, who are you with our king?
DONKEY KONG:
Your king?
GORILLA #2:
That's right. Donkey Kong is our king. And no one messes with our king.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Wait, you're a king?
DONKEY KONG:
Uh, yeah. I thought you knew that.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
No... I just thought you were a video game character.
DONKEY KONG:
Oh.
GORILLA #1:
Now, get lost before we make you regret it.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
We should go, Donkey Kong.
DONKEY KONG:
Yeah, let's get out of here.
They make a run for it, swinging through the trees and dodging the gorillas.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
That was crazy!
DONKEY KONG:
Tell me about it.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Thanks for saving me, Donkey Kong.
DONKEY KONG:
Hey, what are friends for?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Friends...
There's a moment between them, and Jennifer leans in to give Donkey Kong a kiss on the cheek.
DONKEY KONG:
Whoa! What was that for?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
For being an amazing friend. And for showing me that even the most unexpected people can surprise you.
DONKEY KONG:
I like surprising people.
JENNIFER ANISTON:
You do it well.
DONKEY KONG:
Thanks. Hey, do you want to swing some more?
JENNIFER ANISTON:
Absolutely!
They swing together, both smiling and feeling alive.
THE END.