Post by D.J Cat on Apr 18, 2023 17:28:46 GMT 10
INT. LEN'S BAR - NIGHT
Three men, BEN BULLSHIT, BEN NUT and BEN COUSINS are sitting at the bar, drinks in hand. They are all wearing nametags with their respective names on them.
BEN BULLSHIT: (takes a sip of his beer) You know guys, it just hit me today that we are some of the best Bens out there.
BEN NUT: (laughs) You're telling me. If there was a Ben competition, we'd take the prize.
BEN COUSINS: (smirks) Speak for yourselves. I am Ben Cousins, former Australian rules football player. I think I take the cake on this one.
BEN BULLSHIT: (rolls his eyes) Oh please, you're not the only Ben with a claim to fame. I am Ben Bullshit, the master of pranks and jokes.
BEN NUT: And I'm Ben Nut, the king of puns.
BEN COUSINS: (chuckles) I'll give you that, Ben Nut. You do crack some good ones.
BEN BULLSHIT: (insulted) Hey, what about me? I'm the one who made the whole bar erupt in laughter last weekend with my fake rat prank.
BEN COUSINS: (smiling) I remember that. But let's not forget, I was once named the best player in the league.
BEN NUT: (sarcastically) Wow, congratulations Ben. You must be so proud.
BEN COUSINS: (defensive) What's wrong with acknowledging my achievements?
BEN BULLSHIT: (laughing) Nothing at all, mate. We're just messing with ya. But really, what makes us the best Bens out there is our friendship.
BEN NUT: (nodding) That's right. We may all have different talents and accomplishments, but it's our bond as Bens that truly makes us stand out.
BEN COUSINS: (smiling) I couldn't agree more.
The three Bens clink their glasses together, laughing and enjoying each other's company.
LEN (offscreen): Hey you Bens, quit hogging the bar stools. There's other customers here, you know?
The Bens all turn to Len with guilty grins, before resuming their conversation.
FADE TO BLACK.
Three men, BEN BULLSHIT, BEN NUT and BEN COUSINS are sitting at the bar, drinks in hand. They are all wearing nametags with their respective names on them.
BEN BULLSHIT: (takes a sip of his beer) You know guys, it just hit me today that we are some of the best Bens out there.
BEN NUT: (laughs) You're telling me. If there was a Ben competition, we'd take the prize.
BEN COUSINS: (smirks) Speak for yourselves. I am Ben Cousins, former Australian rules football player. I think I take the cake on this one.
BEN BULLSHIT: (rolls his eyes) Oh please, you're not the only Ben with a claim to fame. I am Ben Bullshit, the master of pranks and jokes.
BEN NUT: And I'm Ben Nut, the king of puns.
BEN COUSINS: (chuckles) I'll give you that, Ben Nut. You do crack some good ones.
BEN BULLSHIT: (insulted) Hey, what about me? I'm the one who made the whole bar erupt in laughter last weekend with my fake rat prank.
BEN COUSINS: (smiling) I remember that. But let's not forget, I was once named the best player in the league.
BEN NUT: (sarcastically) Wow, congratulations Ben. You must be so proud.
BEN COUSINS: (defensive) What's wrong with acknowledging my achievements?
BEN BULLSHIT: (laughing) Nothing at all, mate. We're just messing with ya. But really, what makes us the best Bens out there is our friendship.
BEN NUT: (nodding) That's right. We may all have different talents and accomplishments, but it's our bond as Bens that truly makes us stand out.
BEN COUSINS: (smiling) I couldn't agree more.
The three Bens clink their glasses together, laughing and enjoying each other's company.
LEN (offscreen): Hey you Bens, quit hogging the bar stools. There's other customers here, you know?
The Bens all turn to Len with guilty grins, before resuming their conversation.
FADE TO BLACK.