Post by D.J Cat on Apr 17, 2023 16:44:46 GMT 10
INT. A COMEDY CLUB - NIGHT
Ross Lyon, the well-known Australian Rules Football coach, and Ross Noble, the British comedian, are backstage.
ROSS LYON:
(to Ross Noble)
What are you up to now?
ROSS NOBLE:
(laughing)
Telling jokes and making people laugh, just like you coach!
ROSS LYON:
(smiling)
Yeah, but I’m not very good at it.
ROSS NOBLE:
(mock serious)
Oh really? Well, I’m guessing you’ve never tried to play for the team I coach.
ROSS LYON:
(chuckles)
You got me there.
ROSS NOBLE:
(leans in)
So, what brings you to a comedy club?
ROSS LYON:
(shrugs)
Just trying to have a good time. And, I thought I might learn a thing or two about coaching.
ROSS NOBLE:
(smirks)
I’d be surprised if anyone can learn anything from me.
Suddenly, the MC introduces Ross Noble, and he bounds onto stage to rapturous applause.
ROSS NOBLE:
(to the audience)
How we doing tonight?
The audience cheers loudly.
ROSS NOBLE:
(points to Ross Lyon)
And we’ve got Ross “The Boss” Lyons in the house tonight, everyone!
The crowd begins to cheer again and Ross Lyon stands up, waving awkwardly.
ROSS NOBLE:
(to Ross Lyon)
What brings you to a comedy club, Ross?
ROSS LYON:
(shrugs)
Just trying to have a good time.
ROSS NOBLE:
(mock surprise)
You mean you didn’t come to scout for new talent for your footy team?
Ross Lyon laughs as Ross Noble goes on to perform a hilarious routine about life in Australia, with Ross Lyon joining in occasionally with his own observations.
The two Rosses end up having a great night out together, taking turns buying beers and trading stories. By the end of the night, they decide to team up and start their own comedy tour, “The Two Rosses - One Team!” and the unlikely duo become the talk of the comedy world.
FADE TO BLACK.
Ross Lyon, the well-known Australian Rules Football coach, and Ross Noble, the British comedian, are backstage.
ROSS LYON:
(to Ross Noble)
What are you up to now?
ROSS NOBLE:
(laughing)
Telling jokes and making people laugh, just like you coach!
ROSS LYON:
(smiling)
Yeah, but I’m not very good at it.
ROSS NOBLE:
(mock serious)
Oh really? Well, I’m guessing you’ve never tried to play for the team I coach.
ROSS LYON:
(chuckles)
You got me there.
ROSS NOBLE:
(leans in)
So, what brings you to a comedy club?
ROSS LYON:
(shrugs)
Just trying to have a good time. And, I thought I might learn a thing or two about coaching.
ROSS NOBLE:
(smirks)
I’d be surprised if anyone can learn anything from me.
Suddenly, the MC introduces Ross Noble, and he bounds onto stage to rapturous applause.
ROSS NOBLE:
(to the audience)
How we doing tonight?
The audience cheers loudly.
ROSS NOBLE:
(points to Ross Lyon)
And we’ve got Ross “The Boss” Lyons in the house tonight, everyone!
The crowd begins to cheer again and Ross Lyon stands up, waving awkwardly.
ROSS NOBLE:
(to Ross Lyon)
What brings you to a comedy club, Ross?
ROSS LYON:
(shrugs)
Just trying to have a good time.
ROSS NOBLE:
(mock surprise)
You mean you didn’t come to scout for new talent for your footy team?
Ross Lyon laughs as Ross Noble goes on to perform a hilarious routine about life in Australia, with Ross Lyon joining in occasionally with his own observations.
The two Rosses end up having a great night out together, taking turns buying beers and trading stories. By the end of the night, they decide to team up and start their own comedy tour, “The Two Rosses - One Team!” and the unlikely duo become the talk of the comedy world.
FADE TO BLACK.