Post by D.J Cat on Apr 17, 2023 16:39:12 GMT 10
INT. LEN'S BAR - DAY
Chris Scott, Chris Fagan, and Chris Pratt are sitting at the bar, each having a pint of beer. Suddenly, Chris Scott slams his fist on the counter.
Chris Scott: Alright, enough with the niceties. We all know why we're here. We need to settle this once and for all.
Chris Pratt: settle what exactly?
Chris Scott: Who is the best Chris?
Chris Fagan looks dumbstruck.
Chris Fagan: Best Chris?
Chris Scott: Yeah, you know. Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine... There are a lot of us in the business.
Chris Pratt: Well, clearly, it's me.
Chris Scott: HA! Just because you're the most recent Chris to hit the scene, doesn't make you the best.
Chris Pratt: Excuse me, but I am Star-Lord. I single-handedly took down Ronan the Accuser and danced my way through infinity war.
Chris Fagan: But, Chris Hemsworth is Thor. He wields Mjolnir and defeated the Goddess of Death in Ragnarok.
Chris Scott: While Chris Evans managed to make Captain America one of the most loved superheroes of all time.
Chris Pratt: Okay, okay, we're getting nowhere like this. Let's do this democratically. We'll each make our case, and Len can decide.
Chris Fagan and Chris Scott nod in agreement.
Chris Pratt: Alright. So, I am Chris Pratt. I am talented, funny, handsome, and a box office superstar. And to top it all, I am married to the amazing Katherine Schwarzenegger!
Chris Fagan: I'm sorry, Chris. But I'm Chris Fagan, and I'm an AFL legend. I've led the Brisbane Lions to two premierships and currently coach them to the top of the ladder. Plus, I'm a darn humble bloke, if I do say so myself.
Chris Scott: (smirking) Well, I'm Chris Scott, and I also happen to coach AFL. But the difference, my friends, is that I've got three premierships under my belt. Need I say more?
Len, who has been listening to their arguments, finally speaks up.
Len: You know what, fellas. I'm gonna have to go with the dark horse in this race. Chris Pine.
The three Chris's look stupefied.
Len: Have you seen those blue eyes? They could melt an iceberg, I tell ya.
The three Chris's let out a collective groan, realizing they were never going to convince Len.
Chris Pratt: Alright fine. But let it be known that Katherine thinks I'm the best Chris.
Chris Fagan: I highly doubt that, mate.
Chris Scott: Yeah, sorry mate. I think we all know who the real winner is.
The three Chris's clink their glasses as Len pours them another round. The debate may never end, but the friendship and the banter between them, is what truly makes them the best Chris's.
FADE OUT
THE END
Chris Scott, Chris Fagan, and Chris Pratt are sitting at the bar, each having a pint of beer. Suddenly, Chris Scott slams his fist on the counter.
Chris Scott: Alright, enough with the niceties. We all know why we're here. We need to settle this once and for all.
Chris Pratt: settle what exactly?
Chris Scott: Who is the best Chris?
Chris Fagan looks dumbstruck.
Chris Fagan: Best Chris?
Chris Scott: Yeah, you know. Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine... There are a lot of us in the business.
Chris Pratt: Well, clearly, it's me.
Chris Scott: HA! Just because you're the most recent Chris to hit the scene, doesn't make you the best.
Chris Pratt: Excuse me, but I am Star-Lord. I single-handedly took down Ronan the Accuser and danced my way through infinity war.
Chris Fagan: But, Chris Hemsworth is Thor. He wields Mjolnir and defeated the Goddess of Death in Ragnarok.
Chris Scott: While Chris Evans managed to make Captain America one of the most loved superheroes of all time.
Chris Pratt: Okay, okay, we're getting nowhere like this. Let's do this democratically. We'll each make our case, and Len can decide.
Chris Fagan and Chris Scott nod in agreement.
Chris Pratt: Alright. So, I am Chris Pratt. I am talented, funny, handsome, and a box office superstar. And to top it all, I am married to the amazing Katherine Schwarzenegger!
Chris Fagan: I'm sorry, Chris. But I'm Chris Fagan, and I'm an AFL legend. I've led the Brisbane Lions to two premierships and currently coach them to the top of the ladder. Plus, I'm a darn humble bloke, if I do say so myself.
Chris Scott: (smirking) Well, I'm Chris Scott, and I also happen to coach AFL. But the difference, my friends, is that I've got three premierships under my belt. Need I say more?
Len, who has been listening to their arguments, finally speaks up.
Len: You know what, fellas. I'm gonna have to go with the dark horse in this race. Chris Pine.
The three Chris's look stupefied.
Len: Have you seen those blue eyes? They could melt an iceberg, I tell ya.
The three Chris's let out a collective groan, realizing they were never going to convince Len.
Chris Pratt: Alright fine. But let it be known that Katherine thinks I'm the best Chris.
Chris Fagan: I highly doubt that, mate.
Chris Scott: Yeah, sorry mate. I think we all know who the real winner is.
The three Chris's clink their glasses as Len pours them another round. The debate may never end, but the friendship and the banter between them, is what truly makes them the best Chris's.
FADE OUT
THE END