Post by D.J Cat on Apr 16, 2023 13:52:02 GMT 10
INTRO MUSIC PLAYS AS CAMERA ZOOMS INTO BOB, DINO AND MONKEY SITTING AT A TABLE WITH MICROPHONES.
Bob: What's up, everybody! Welcome to our first podcast! I'm Bob, AKA Browny.
Dino: And I'm Dino, AKA Muggsy.
Monkey: And I'm Monkey, AKA The Dickhead.
Bob: (laughs) That's right, folks. We have the perfect combination of sports expertise, classic video game knowledge and, well, a little bit of a dickhead.
Dino: (laughs) Hey, don't sell yourself short, Monkey.
Monkey: (shrugs) Hey, it's all in good fun.
Bob: (clears throat) Anyway, on this podcast we'll be talking about our favorite sports teams, reliving classic video game moments from the 90s and early 2000s, and of course, answering stupid and hypothetical questions.
Dino: We're not experts on anything, but we'll give you our hilarious opinions anyway.
Monkey: Whether you like it or not.
Bob: (laughs) Alright, enough of that. Our first guest is someone we're all familiar with, J-Birds!
Dino: J-Birds is a longtime friend of ours and one of the biggest sports fans we know.
Monkey: Yeah, and he's always down to clown around with our ridiculous questions.
J-Birds ENTERS AND SITS DOWN.
Bob: Hey, J-Birds! Thanks for joining us.
J-Birds: Thanks for having me, guys. I'm excited to be on the first episode.
Dino: So, J-Birds, what do you think of our awesome podcast name?
J-Birds: (laughs) I gotta admit, it's pretty catchy. Definitely won't forget it.
Monkey: That's what we were going for!
Bob: Alright, let's dive right into it. What's your favorite sports moment of all time?
J-Birds: Without a doubt, it's when the Cubs won the World Series in 2016. I cried like a baby.
Dino: (laughs) I remember that. We all cried.
Monkey: Yeah, but you cry during The Notebook too.
Dino: (smirking) Shut up, Monkey.
Bob: Alright, let's switch gears. What's your favorite classic video game?
J-Birds: Hmm, that's a tough one. I gotta say Super Mario 64.
Monkey: Good choice. How many times have you collected all 120 stars?
J-Birds: (laughs) Too many to count.
Dino: Alright, now for our ridiculous question of the day. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
J-Birds: (laughs) Definitely 100 duck-sized horses. I could kick them away like soccer balls.
Monkey: (laughs) That's what we like to hear. Alright, folks, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you, J-Birds, for joining us and giving us your hilarious opinions.
Bob: Tune in next time for more sports, video games and stupidity.
Dino: Browny, Muggsy and The Dickhead signing off!
Bob: What's up, everybody! Welcome to our first podcast! I'm Bob, AKA Browny.
Dino: And I'm Dino, AKA Muggsy.
Monkey: And I'm Monkey, AKA The Dickhead.
Bob: (laughs) That's right, folks. We have the perfect combination of sports expertise, classic video game knowledge and, well, a little bit of a dickhead.
Dino: (laughs) Hey, don't sell yourself short, Monkey.
Monkey: (shrugs) Hey, it's all in good fun.
Bob: (clears throat) Anyway, on this podcast we'll be talking about our favorite sports teams, reliving classic video game moments from the 90s and early 2000s, and of course, answering stupid and hypothetical questions.
Dino: We're not experts on anything, but we'll give you our hilarious opinions anyway.
Monkey: Whether you like it or not.
Bob: (laughs) Alright, enough of that. Our first guest is someone we're all familiar with, J-Birds!
Dino: J-Birds is a longtime friend of ours and one of the biggest sports fans we know.
Monkey: Yeah, and he's always down to clown around with our ridiculous questions.
J-Birds ENTERS AND SITS DOWN.
Bob: Hey, J-Birds! Thanks for joining us.
J-Birds: Thanks for having me, guys. I'm excited to be on the first episode.
Dino: So, J-Birds, what do you think of our awesome podcast name?
J-Birds: (laughs) I gotta admit, it's pretty catchy. Definitely won't forget it.
Monkey: That's what we were going for!
Bob: Alright, let's dive right into it. What's your favorite sports moment of all time?
J-Birds: Without a doubt, it's when the Cubs won the World Series in 2016. I cried like a baby.
Dino: (laughs) I remember that. We all cried.
Monkey: Yeah, but you cry during The Notebook too.
Dino: (smirking) Shut up, Monkey.
Bob: Alright, let's switch gears. What's your favorite classic video game?
J-Birds: Hmm, that's a tough one. I gotta say Super Mario 64.
Monkey: Good choice. How many times have you collected all 120 stars?
J-Birds: (laughs) Too many to count.
Dino: Alright, now for our ridiculous question of the day. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
J-Birds: (laughs) Definitely 100 duck-sized horses. I could kick them away like soccer balls.
Monkey: (laughs) That's what we like to hear. Alright, folks, that's all the time we have for today. Thank you, J-Birds, for joining us and giving us your hilarious opinions.
Bob: Tune in next time for more sports, video games and stupidity.
Dino: Browny, Muggsy and The Dickhead signing off!