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Nobkey
Apr 16, 2023 13:46:17 GMT 10
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 16, 2023 13:46:17 GMT 10
NOTE: I typo-ed Monkey into Nobkey and didn't actually finish writing the premise before accidentally hitting send but I kept this one cause its still funny.
EXT. A PARK - DAY
BOB, DINO, and NOBKEY are sitting on a bench.
BOB Hey guys, I got a new joke.
DINO Shoot.
BOB Why did the tomato turn red?
NOBKEY I don't know, why?
BOB Because it saw the salad dressing.
DINO (laughs) That's terrible.
NOBKEY (laughs) I don't get it.
BOB (clears throat) Okay, how about this one. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
DINO Why?
BOB Because they make up everything.
NOBKEY (laughs) That's hilarious.
DINO (sarcastically) Ha. Ha. Very funny.
BOB (smiling) Okay, okay, last one. Why did the math book look so sad?
NOBKEY Why?
BOB Because it had too many problems.
(they all laugh)
DINO You know, Bob, you're actually kind of funny.
BOB (smiling) Thanks, buddy.
NOBKEY (laughs) Yeah, just don't quit your day job.
(they all laugh and exit the scene)
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