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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 16, 2023 13:43:43 GMT 10
Sure, here's a comedy script involving Chad McCanna, Hyle Russel, Adam and Rich, Will Anderson and Charlie Clausen combining forces to make the world's best podcast.
FADE IN:
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
Chad McCanna, Hyle Russel, Adam and Rich, Will Anderson and Charlie Clausen are sitting around a roundtable in a recording studio.
CHAD Alright, guys. We're here to make the world's best podcast. Let's start with name ideas.
HYLE How about "DKVine's World of Podcasting"?
ADAM That's too long. How about "The Rich & Famous Podcast"?
RICH I like it. But I think we can do better.
WILL What about "TOFOP Meets DKVine"?
CHARLIE That's a mouthful.
CHAD What about "Podcasters Assemble"?
Everyone looks at Chad.
CHAD (CONT'D) Too cheesy? Okay, how about "The Supermega Ultra Pod Extravaganza"?
HYLE I like it!
ADAM I like it too!
RICH I'm not sure about it.
WILL I'm in. Let's do it.
CHARLIE I'm with Rich. Let's keep brainstorming.
CHAD Okay, how about "The Pod Squad"?
HYLE Nah, too generic.
ADAM "Podcasters United"?
RICH That's better.
WILL But it sounds like we're fighting some kind of podcast war.
CHARLIE What about "The Audio Avengers"?
Everyone looks at Charlie.
CHAD That's it! "The Audio Avengers" it is!
HYLE I like it.
ADAM Me too!
RICH Sounds good to me.
WILL I'm in.
CHARLIE I'm always right.
Chad rolls his eyes.
CHAD Alright, we have a name. Now let's work on some content.
HYLE We should do a segment on video games.
ADAM And another segment on fitness.
RICH And another segment on current events.
WILL And one on Australian culture.
CHARLIE And one on... I don't know, we'll figure it out.
CHAD Great ideas, guys. This is going to be the best podcast ever.
Suddenly, the door bursts open and a group of podcasters enter.
PODCASTER 1 What are you guys doing here?
PODCASTER 2 This is our studio!
CHAD We're making the world's best podcast.
PODCASTER 1 Ha! As if. We are the true podcast kings!
PODCASTER 2 You guys can't even come up with a good name!
HYLE We did. It's "The Audio Avengers".
The other podcasters laugh.
PODCASTER 1 That's the lamest name I've ever heard. Stick to your day jobs.
The podcasters leave, laughing.
CHAD Well, that was rude.
ADAM Who are those guys anyway?
RICH I don't know, but they won't get in the way of our podcasting dreams.
WILL Right. Let's show them what we're made of.
CHARLIE Damn straight.
HYLE Let's get to work.
Everyone cheers.
FADE OUT.
THE END.
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 17, 2023 16:48:47 GMT 10
I tried to do an episode 2 but it kept giving me an error.
The only way to get more material was to just copy and paste the original concept.
Hoping I can get nore out of this one because it seems to have a lot of potential.
FADE IN:
EXT. A PODCAST STUDIO - DAY
Chad McCanna and Hyle Russel from DKVine are setting up the recording equipment in the studio, while Adam and Rich from the Rich Roll podcast are chatting with Will Anderson and Charlie Clausen from TOFOP.
Adam: So, what's this podcast about, anyway?
Chad: Well, we thought we'd combine the best of all our podcasts and create something truly special.
Will: Yeah, we've got the sports and video game expertise from DKVine, the health and wellness knowledge from Rich Roll, and the comedy chops of TOFOP.
Charlie: Not to mention a healthy dose of stupidity from all of us.
Rich: (laughs) That's true. So, what's the plan for the first episode?
Hyle: We were thinking of doing a deep dive into the history of Mario games.
Adam: Sounds cool. But can we also talk about why avocados are taking over the world?
Will: And the best ways to soothe a sore butt after a long bike ride?
Chad: And whether or not aliens exist?
Charlie: And what superpowers we would each have if we could choose?
Rich: (slightly bewildered) Um, sure. This is going to be an eclectic podcast, isn't it?
Hyle: Isn't that the point?
The group laughs and settles into their seats, ready to start recording.
FADE OUT.
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 18, 2023 12:44:11 GMT 10
I'd say ingore the 2nd post although can be an alternative universe if people like.
Here, I finally got it to actually make a 2nd episode.
Sure, here's a comedy script picking up from the 2nd episode of the podcast:
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
Chad, Hyle, Adam, Rich, Will, and Charlie are back in the recording studio for their second episode.
Chad: Welcome to episode two of the world's best podcast! We got some great feedback from our first episode.
Hyle: Yes, many people said they loved the chemistry between all six of us.
Adam: I think it's because we're all just a bunch of weirdos that somehow work together.
Rich: Speak for yourself, Adam. I'm not weird.
Will: (laughing) Yeah, right.
Charlie: Anyway, we have a lot to talk about in this episode. We have a special guest who will be joining us soon.
Suddenly, the door bursts open and in walks a man in a chicken costume.
Chad: Whoa, who are you?
Chicken Man: (in a high-pitched voice) I'm the Chicken Whisperer!
Hyle: The Chicken Whisperer?
Chicken Man: That's right. I'm here to teach you all about raising chickens.
Adam: (dumbfounded) Uh, we didn't invite you, sir.
Chicken Man: No matter! I'm here to spread the good word about our feathered friends.
Rich: (sarcastically) Oh, great. Another weirdo joins the party.
Will: (laughing) Hey Charlie, did you put an ad on Craigslist for this guy?
Charlie: (chuckling) No, I didn't. But I think he'll make for some good entertainment!
Chad: Alright, well, since you're here, Chicken Man, why don't you tell us about your experience with raising chickens?
Chicken Man: (excitedly) Oh, where do I begin? My life has been devoted to raising these magnificent creatures.
Hyle: (skeptically) I don't know if I'd call them magnificent...
Chicken Man: Oh, but they are! Let me tell you about the time when I competed in the International Chicken Beauty Pageant...
As Chicken Man launched into his story, the rest of the group exchanged amused glances and chuckled to themselves. It was clear that this podcast was quickly devolving into chaos, but they were all having too much fun to care.
The rest of the episode passed in a blur of laughter, chicken facts, and bizarre tangents. By the end of it, everyone was exhausted but elated.
Chad: (wiping tears from his eyes) Well, folks, I think that wraps up another episode of the world's best podcast. Thank you to our guest, the Chicken Whisperer, for joining us.
Chicken Man: (bowing) Thank you for having me, kind sirs.
Hyle: (laughing) What a weird day. I don't know about you guys, but I need a drink after that.
The whole group laughed and packed up their equipment, excited for what the future held for their zany podcast.
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Post by D.J Cat on Apr 19, 2023 12:39:21 GMT 10
The Audio Avengers - Episode 3:
FADE IN:
INT. STUDIO - DAY
Chad, Hyle, Adam, Rich, Will, and Charlie are sitting at the table with microphones in front of them.
CHAD: Welcome back to the world's best podcast! We've been picking up some steam, haven't we guys?
EVERYONE (except Chad): Yeah!
CHARLIE: So, what are we talking about today, Chad?
CHAD: Ah, I'm glad you asked, Charlie. Today we're gonna talk about something that's been on every gamer's mind lately.
ADAM: Oh man, are we gonna talk about Metroid Dread?
CHAD: No, no, even more exciting. We're gonna talk about the upcoming Mario movie!
HYLE: (excitedly) Oh wow, I can't wait to see it! Who's gonna play Mario?
RICH: I heard it's Chris Pratt.
EVERYONE: (in disbelief) What?!
CHARLIE: That's... surprising.
WILL: Who's gonna play Luigi?
CHAD: Charlie Day.
EVERYONE: (excitedly) Oh, that's perfect!
ADAM: But wait, who's playing Bowser?
HYLE: (jokingly) It better be Danny DeVito!
CHARLIE: No, it's Jack Black.
EVERYONE: (in disbelief) What?!
RICH: This movie is shaping up to be a real rollercoaster, huh?
CHAD: (laughing) Yeah, no kidding. But you know what else is a rollercoaster? Life. And that brings me to our brand new segment!
EVERYONE: (intrigued) Ooh, a new segment!
CHAD: It's called "The Ups and Downs of Life with Chad McCanna." In each episode, we'll take turns sharing something that's made us happy and something that's bummed us out.
WILL: Alright, I'll go first. My up is that my wife and I just welcomed a new baby into the world. His name is Liam and he's perfect.
EVERYONE: (aww-ing) Congratulations, Will!
HYLE: And your down?
WILL: Uh, well, we haven't slept in days and I haven't been able to play video games.
EVERYONE: (sympathizing) Oh yeah, that's rough.
ADAM: Okay, my up is that I just ran my first marathon.
EVERYONE: (clapping) Nice!
ADAM: And my down is that I lost a toenail in the process.
EVERYONE: (grinning) Eww!
CHAD: Alright, Rich, your turn.
RICH: My up is that I just finished recording a new episode of my podcast with a really interesting guest.
EVERYONE: (nodding) Cool.
RICH: And my down is that I had to deal with a super annoying troll in the comments section.
EVERYONE: (groaning) Gross.
CHARLIE: Alright, my up is that I got to spend the weekend hanging out with my friends.
EVERYONE: (smiling) Nice.
CHARLIE: And my down is that I accidentally left the stove on and burned down my apartment.
EVERYONE: (shocked) What?!
CHARLIE: (laughing) I'm just kidding.
EVERYONE: (relieved laughter)
HYLE: Well, my up is that Chad invited me to be a part of this awesome podcast.
EVERYONE: (smiling) Yeah!
HYLE: And my down is that I accidentally said "Mario" instead of "Mario" and now my DMs are full of angry messages.
EVERYONE: (laughing) Classic Hyle.
CHAD: Alright, my turn. My up is that I just got a new cat and he's the coolest cat ever.
EVERYONE: (aww-ing) Cute!
CHAD: And my down is that he refuses to use the litter box and keeps peeing on my bed.
EVERYONE: (cringing) Gross!
CHAD: I know, right? But that's life for ya. Thanks for tuning in to another episode of the world's best podcast. See you next time!
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