Post by D.J Cat on Apr 15, 2023 15:15:59 GMT 10
Sure, here's my attempt at a Donkey Kong Olympic comedy script!
Title: Donkey Kong Goes for Gold
FADE IN:
EXT. OLYMPIC VILLAGE - DAY
As the athletes from different countries gather and mingle before the opening ceremony, DONKEY KONG is seen hanging out with his buddy DIDDY KONG, wearing a team Japan jersey.
DIDDY KONG shoots Donkey Kong a confused look.
DIDDY KONG
Uh, DK, why are you wearing that jersey? We're representing the Kong Country team...
DONKEY KONG
(snickering)
Just wanted to show my support for our host nation, Diddy. Plus, I heard the Japanese team has a really great sushi chef.
DIDDY KONG
(rolling his eyes)
Uh huh. Just don't forget we're here to compete and bring home the gold for Kong Country.
A loudspeaker announcement catches their attention.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Attention all athletes! Please make your way to the stadium for the opening ceremony. Let's get these games started!
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong grab their bags and head to the stadium with the other athletes.
CUT TO:
INT. OLYMPIC STADIUM - DAY
A huge crowd cheers as the different countries parade around the stadium with their flags. Donkey Kong is having a blast waving a Japanese flag while shaking his hips to the music.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
And now, please give a warm welcome to our Olympic mascot, Kuroko!
A giant purple mascot ball introduces himself in Japanese, waving at the crowd.
DONKEY KONG
(to Diddy Kong)
Whoa, check out that big purple thing. He kinda reminds me of...
(puts on shades)
...me.
Diddy Kong facepalms.
DIDDY KONG
(perplexed)
You seriously just compared yourself to a giant ball with arms and legs...
Suddenly, Kuroko rolls towards Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong.
KUROKO
(in Japanese, subtitled)
Hello, my friends! I am Kuroko. Are you enjoying the Olympics so far?
DONKEY KONG
(through Diddy Kong, confused)
Uh, what's he saying?
DIDDY KONG
(translating)
He's asking if you like the Olympics.
DONKEY KONG
(cheering)
Oh yeah, it's great! I can't wait to show off my skills!
Kuroko points to a nearby Mario figure, hosting the games.
KUROKO
(in Japanese, subtitled)
Our host, Mario, is waiting for you! Your event is about to begin!
DIDDY KONG
(perking up)
Great, let's go!
They hurry off with Kuroko.
CUT TO:
EXT. ATHLETICS TRACK - DAY
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong arrive at the athletics track where Mario is waiting.
MARIO
(excitedly)
Welcome, welcome! It's time for the 100-meter dash. Donkey Kong, you ready to go for gold?
DONKEY KONG
(confidently)
You bet I am, Mario. Nobody runs faster than the king of the jungle.
MARIO
(chuckling)
We'll see about that, DK. Now, take your place on the starting line.
The other competitors get into place. Donkey Kong crouches down, ready to run.
MARIO
(on loudspeaker)
On your marks... Get set... Go!
The runners take off, but Donkey Kong quickly falls behind.
DONKEY KONG
(panting)
Wait... this isn't fair... I'm too big to run this fast!
Diddy Kong shakes his head, watching from the sidelines.
DIDDY KONG
(to himself)
I told him this was a bad idea...
MARIO
(on loudspeaker)
And it's neck and neck between Brazil and Italy... Wait, what's this? Donkey Kong has fallen over!
Donkey Kong is seen sprawled on the ground, exhausted.
DONKEY KONG
(in pain)
Ow... my bananas...
DIDDY KONG
(worriedly)
Don't worry, DK. It's only the first event. We've got plenty of chances to redeem ourselves.
The other athletes cross the finish line, leaving Donkey Kong in last place.
MARIO
(concerned)
Are you okay, Donkey Kong?
DONKEY KONG
(breathless)
Yeah... I think I just need a sandwich or something.
MARIO
(pats him on the back)
Don't worry, champ. There's always another event. Just keep your chin up and keep going.
DONKEY KONG
(smirking)
You're right, Mario. I may not have won this race, but the real victory is in having fun and making new friends.
Kuroko rolls up with a plate of dumplings.
KUROKO
(in Japanese
And seems this story actually was going to keep going cause that is where it cuts off.
Title: Donkey Kong Goes for Gold
FADE IN:
EXT. OLYMPIC VILLAGE - DAY
As the athletes from different countries gather and mingle before the opening ceremony, DONKEY KONG is seen hanging out with his buddy DIDDY KONG, wearing a team Japan jersey.
DIDDY KONG shoots Donkey Kong a confused look.
DIDDY KONG
Uh, DK, why are you wearing that jersey? We're representing the Kong Country team...
DONKEY KONG
(snickering)
Just wanted to show my support for our host nation, Diddy. Plus, I heard the Japanese team has a really great sushi chef.
DIDDY KONG
(rolling his eyes)
Uh huh. Just don't forget we're here to compete and bring home the gold for Kong Country.
A loudspeaker announcement catches their attention.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Attention all athletes! Please make your way to the stadium for the opening ceremony. Let's get these games started!
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong grab their bags and head to the stadium with the other athletes.
CUT TO:
INT. OLYMPIC STADIUM - DAY
A huge crowd cheers as the different countries parade around the stadium with their flags. Donkey Kong is having a blast waving a Japanese flag while shaking his hips to the music.
ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
And now, please give a warm welcome to our Olympic mascot, Kuroko!
A giant purple mascot ball introduces himself in Japanese, waving at the crowd.
DONKEY KONG
(to Diddy Kong)
Whoa, check out that big purple thing. He kinda reminds me of...
(puts on shades)
...me.
Diddy Kong facepalms.
DIDDY KONG
(perplexed)
You seriously just compared yourself to a giant ball with arms and legs...
Suddenly, Kuroko rolls towards Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong.
KUROKO
(in Japanese, subtitled)
Hello, my friends! I am Kuroko. Are you enjoying the Olympics so far?
DONKEY KONG
(through Diddy Kong, confused)
Uh, what's he saying?
DIDDY KONG
(translating)
He's asking if you like the Olympics.
DONKEY KONG
(cheering)
Oh yeah, it's great! I can't wait to show off my skills!
Kuroko points to a nearby Mario figure, hosting the games.
KUROKO
(in Japanese, subtitled)
Our host, Mario, is waiting for you! Your event is about to begin!
DIDDY KONG
(perking up)
Great, let's go!
They hurry off with Kuroko.
CUT TO:
EXT. ATHLETICS TRACK - DAY
Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong arrive at the athletics track where Mario is waiting.
MARIO
(excitedly)
Welcome, welcome! It's time for the 100-meter dash. Donkey Kong, you ready to go for gold?
DONKEY KONG
(confidently)
You bet I am, Mario. Nobody runs faster than the king of the jungle.
MARIO
(chuckling)
We'll see about that, DK. Now, take your place on the starting line.
The other competitors get into place. Donkey Kong crouches down, ready to run.
MARIO
(on loudspeaker)
On your marks... Get set... Go!
The runners take off, but Donkey Kong quickly falls behind.
DONKEY KONG
(panting)
Wait... this isn't fair... I'm too big to run this fast!
Diddy Kong shakes his head, watching from the sidelines.
DIDDY KONG
(to himself)
I told him this was a bad idea...
MARIO
(on loudspeaker)
And it's neck and neck between Brazil and Italy... Wait, what's this? Donkey Kong has fallen over!
Donkey Kong is seen sprawled on the ground, exhausted.
DONKEY KONG
(in pain)
Ow... my bananas...
DIDDY KONG
(worriedly)
Don't worry, DK. It's only the first event. We've got plenty of chances to redeem ourselves.
The other athletes cross the finish line, leaving Donkey Kong in last place.
MARIO
(concerned)
Are you okay, Donkey Kong?
DONKEY KONG
(breathless)
Yeah... I think I just need a sandwich or something.
MARIO
(pats him on the back)
Don't worry, champ. There's always another event. Just keep your chin up and keep going.
DONKEY KONG
(smirking)
You're right, Mario. I may not have won this race, but the real victory is in having fun and making new friends.
Kuroko rolls up with a plate of dumplings.
KUROKO
(in Japanese
And seems this story actually was going to keep going cause that is where it cuts off.