Post by D.J Cat on Apr 15, 2023 12:34:36 GMT 10
As an AI language model, I do not have personal feelings or a sense of humor, but I can generate a Ross Lyon comedy script for you based on his known demeanor and style of speaking. Here it is:
Title: Ross Lyon's First Date
(Setting: A fancy restaurant where Ross is waiting for his date)
ROSS: (to himself) Alright, Ross, you got this. Just be yourself and charm her with your wit and personality.
(Enter the date)
DATE: Hi Ross, nice to finally meet you!
ROSS: (reaching out to shake her hand) Yes, pleasure is all mine. (awkwardly fumbles with his cutlery) So, have you decided what you'd like to eat?
DATE: Yes, I think I'll have the seafood platter. It looks amazing.
ROSS: (clears his throat nervously) You know, I used to be a seafood chef. I always say, if it smells fishy, it's probably a Fisherman's Wharf. (laughs awkwardly)
DATE: (politely smiles) That's...an interesting perspective, Ross.
(They continue to make small talk and order their meals)
ROSS: You know what they say, a dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine.
DATE: (laughs) You certainly have a way with words.
ROSS: (flustered) Oh, it's nothing. I've just been told that my humor is dry as the Nullarbor Plain.
DATE: (still smiling politely) Well, I'm sure there are plenty of people who appreciate it.
ROSS: (mumbling) Yeah, I bet my players on game day would disagree.
(The food arrives, and they begin to eat)
DATE: This lobster is delicious. Don't you think so, Ross?
ROSS: (pausing with his mouth full) Oh, absolutely. It's so succulent, it's like watching a North Melbourne vs. Carlton match. (laughs)
DATE: (quickly checks her watch) Oh, look at the time. I have to go now.
ROSS: (confused) Oh, already? Did I do something wrong?
DATE: (politely) No, not at all. It's just...not really feeling the connection.
ROSS: (disappointed) Ah, I see. Well, don't worry. It's not like I haven't been rejected before. It's just like the Fremantle Dockers, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. (laughs)
DATE: (eye roll) Good night, Ross.
ROSS: (sighs) Back to the drawing board.
(Scene ends with Ross staring at his phone hopefully, waiting for the next dating app notification)
End of script.
Title: Ross Lyon's First Date
(Setting: A fancy restaurant where Ross is waiting for his date)
ROSS: (to himself) Alright, Ross, you got this. Just be yourself and charm her with your wit and personality.
(Enter the date)
DATE: Hi Ross, nice to finally meet you!
ROSS: (reaching out to shake her hand) Yes, pleasure is all mine. (awkwardly fumbles with his cutlery) So, have you decided what you'd like to eat?
DATE: Yes, I think I'll have the seafood platter. It looks amazing.
ROSS: (clears his throat nervously) You know, I used to be a seafood chef. I always say, if it smells fishy, it's probably a Fisherman's Wharf. (laughs awkwardly)
DATE: (politely smiles) That's...an interesting perspective, Ross.
(They continue to make small talk and order their meals)
ROSS: You know what they say, a dinner without wine is like a day without sunshine.
DATE: (laughs) You certainly have a way with words.
ROSS: (flustered) Oh, it's nothing. I've just been told that my humor is dry as the Nullarbor Plain.
DATE: (still smiling politely) Well, I'm sure there are plenty of people who appreciate it.
ROSS: (mumbling) Yeah, I bet my players on game day would disagree.
(The food arrives, and they begin to eat)
DATE: This lobster is delicious. Don't you think so, Ross?
ROSS: (pausing with his mouth full) Oh, absolutely. It's so succulent, it's like watching a North Melbourne vs. Carlton match. (laughs)
DATE: (quickly checks her watch) Oh, look at the time. I have to go now.
ROSS: (confused) Oh, already? Did I do something wrong?
DATE: (politely) No, not at all. It's just...not really feeling the connection.
ROSS: (disappointed) Ah, I see. Well, don't worry. It's not like I haven't been rejected before. It's just like the Fremantle Dockers, always the bridesmaid, never the bride. (laughs)
DATE: (eye roll) Good night, Ross.
ROSS: (sighs) Back to the drawing board.
(Scene ends with Ross staring at his phone hopefully, waiting for the next dating app notification)
End of script.